Geko The Ninja in Action.

[Miggy]

-Ninja Base to Ninja One. Come in Ninja One.
-Go ahead Base.
-Ninja One. Be advised that the store manager of GameWorks thinks that a group of possible terrorists are training in the store and preparing for a near-future strike. There are 5 Terrorist , all white males, 4foot five to 4 foot 8, wearing jeans and t-shirts with the local elementary school logo on them.
-Copy that Base. Ninja 2, 3 and 4, meet me at Position Zero Charlie. Make sure to bring your MP5’s and USPs with the lights and 5 pounds of C4.
-Ninja 4 to Ninja 1, Where’s Position Zero Charlie?
-Ninja 4, Weren’t you at the last tactical meeting & Training at Chuckee Cheese last week?
-That’s a negative. I was still working at the Pottery Barn. I started working with you guys last Tuesday.
-10-4 Ninja 4. Be advised that Position Zero Charlie is at the ladies restroom in Perfumania. We will congregate there and plan our course of action.
-Copy. Ninja 4 is on his way.
-Ninja 2 to Ninja 1. I seem to have a small equipment problem.
-Go ahead Ninja 2.
-I just realized I left my Oakley glasses at home. Can I swing really quick buy the Sunglass Hut and get me another pair?
-Ninja 3 to Ninja 2. Forget the Sunglass Hut. The Oakley Outlet Store is having a sale. You’ll get a better price and it is closer to Position Zero Charlie than the Sunglass Hut.
-10-4 Ninja 3. On my way.
-Ninja 1 to Ninja 2. Hurry the hell up will ya? Ninja 4, what’s your 20?
-Ninja 4 to Ninja 1. I am located at Cinnabuns filling my camelback with cappuccino. It might be a large siege and I want to be ready.
-Good thinking Ninja 4. Go ahead and get me a dozen of the mini buns with extra frosting.
-10-4 Ninja 1.
-Ninja Base to Ninja 1. Be advised, Ninja 6 is on break from her job at KB Toys and can take the Sniper Position a top of the Christmas Tree. She asks what gear does she require.
Ninja 1 to Base. Inform Ninja 6 that in my estimation, the .50 cal Barret with a 400x Infrared Scope is the one we need for this operation.
-Copy that Ninja 1. Ninja 2, Your Mom just called and said to buy a pepperoni and mushroom pizza at Sbarro’s before going home and not to forget you have your GED class at 8:00..
-Copy that Base. Thanks for the heads up.
-Ninja 6 to Ninja 1. In position.
-Ninja 1 to 6. Do you have a visual on the Terrorists at Gameworks?
-Negative Ninja 1. Rudolph and Dasher are partially blocking my view. I will be moving a top of the star and report back to you.
-BREAK BREAK, This is Ninja 2. All Units! Be advised that the Oakley Store has all Oakley’s tactical boots at 75% off just for today!
-ALL UNITS, This is Ninja 1. Disregard previous instructions and meet at Oakleys on the double! Acknowledge!
-Copy that! Ninja 3 on my way.
-Ninja 4 is smoking over there!
-Ninja 5 is…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (crash) Ouch! Ninja 5 has vertically deployed and landed on the Salvation Army Santa. I am limping but OK and on my way.

(To be continued one day)

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[KenpoTex]

Nice!

[srfl]

[OD*]

It was a put-on, they even had their own web site for awhile, I see now it's gone; http://www.mallninja.com/agents.htm

[P95Carry]

Oh the imagination - the ingenuity. Private armies started this way

[gregarat]

I just got off the phone with Lt.Geko. I’m hired as a Riot Control Officer, to prevent unruly holiday customers from turning Walmart into a war zone.


"Respect my thoriti!" - S/O. Eric Cartman.

[gregarat]

Private armies started this way

Thats true.