The Bottle of Wine

The Bottle of Wine

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    Wink The Bottle of Wine

    For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:

    Mary was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

    With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

    Resuming the journey, Mary tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail,
    until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Mary.

    'What in bag?' asked the old woman.

    Mary looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.'

    The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.

    Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:

    'Good trade.....'
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    I chuckled! Good job :)

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    Ladies and gentlemen...JonInNy! (SFX- high hat) Please don't forget to tip your waitresses!
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    Good one!
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    Very funny.... Forwarded it to my wife...... But I don't think she could get a bottle of wine for me.... Maybe some champipple.... That's champagne mixed with ripple. (From Sanford & Son)
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