You Have The Right To Remain Silent.....

You Have The Right To Remain Silent.....

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    You Have The Right To Remain Silent.....

    Guy was at the market when a good looking blonde waved her hand at him and gave him a drop dead smile.
    He couldn't place her so he asked "Do you know me?" She responded, " I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children". Panic overtook the guy as he remembered the only time he had been unfaithful to his wife and he asked her if she was the stripper he had had sex with in Vegas at his brother's batchelor's party while the rest of the group looked on.


    "No" she replied, "I'm your son's teacher."


    When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
    And go to your God like a soldier.

    Rudyard Kipling


    Terry


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    Oops!!!

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    Heh, just kidding!
    "I surrounded 'em"- Alvin York

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    Oops is right :P

    Cap'n Crunch... any relation to the one by that name at 2600?
    Liberty is an inherently offensive lifestyle. Living in a free society guarantees that each one of us will see our most cherished principles and beliefs questioned and in some cases mocked. It's worth it.

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    Haha - the truth will always out

    See my soon new thread to illustrate this!!!!
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    Talking Slip of the Tongue....

    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

    WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

    HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

    WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

    WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

    HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

    WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

    HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

    WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

    WIFE: - - -silence - -

    HUSBAND: "Oh crap!."

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    Thumbs up Slip Of The Spoon

    A husband suspects his wife might be having an affair.

    He needs to go on a business trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap for her.

    He puts a bowl of milk under the bed.
    From the bed springs, he suspends a spoon.

    He has it calibrated so that her weight on the bed will not drop the spoon into the milk.

    But, if there is any more weight on the bed than hers, the suspended spoon will dunk down into the milk and he'll be able to detect traces of milk on the spoon...when he returns home.

    He comes home several days later.

    The first thing he does is reach under the bed and retrieve that bowl.

    He is astonished to see that the bowl is filled with butter.

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    Bwhaha - QK - wicked!
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    Funny stuff

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    Cap'n Crunch... any relation to the one by that name at 2600?
    Nope.


    When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
    And go to your God like a soldier.

    Rudyard Kipling


    Terry

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