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This is a discussion on Funniest thing said to daughter's date... within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by WJP9 I have a friend who envisions himself doing the opposite...sitting in the corner of a barely lit room, wearing a nice ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WJP9 View Post
    I have a friend who envisions himself doing the opposite...sitting in the corner of a barely lit room, wearing a nice suit, speaking like he has a mouth full of marbles, and petting a cat...

    Whaddya' want?....he's Italian!
    Now that brings back memories. My father used to do that to guys with my older step-sister. Scary thing was, all he did was keep his jacket on after work. He was one of those big old Sicilian guys with that "voice."
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    Quote Originally Posted by auslander View Post
    A restraining order will do that.

    I can only remember one time growing up that I ever got a "talkin' to" by any dates father and all he said to me was "You seem like a nice guy but I love my daughter, and I own a lot of property in Maine and no one ever goes up there." He did invite me to go hunting once and I made it back so I guess his daughter had no complaints.
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    When my daughter got serious about a guy, and they wanted to get married, I told him that he shoud treat her right, because she could out shoot me!

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    heres the clip from "bad boys 2", where they meet the date
    YouTube - Bad Boys 2 meet the DATE

    i just noticed when he pulls the gun out, the trigger is already pulled. take a look at 1:21, when will smith points the gun at Martin Lawrence.

    i don't think i would go back for a 2nd date after that.

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    Funny Video.

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    funny video
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    I appreciate what you are saying, but as I father I look at it this way... In most of these stories, there was no direct threat or attempts on anyones life. Sometimes you have to put yourself in the fathers shoes, they are simply testing your grit and the level of interest in their daughter. If your intentions are honorable, the story telling and chest thumping wont bother you. If you care about their daughter, you would understand where dear ol Dad is coming from and perhaps soon enough you will feel as strongly about protecting the lady as he does. If you as my daughters date couldn't figure that out and went off in a huff, mission accomplished.
    Good point and great stories.
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