Funniest thing said to daughter's date...
This is a discussion on Funniest thing said to daughter's date... within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by WJP9
I have a friend who envisions himself doing the opposite...sitting in the corner of a barely lit room, wearing a nice ...
October 18th, 2008 03:55 AM
Now that brings back memories. My father used to do that to guys with my older step-sister. Scary thing was, all he did was keep his jacket on after work. He was one of those big old Sicilian guys with that "voice."
Originally Posted by WJP9
It takes a college degree to break'em;
and a high school education to fix'em!
October 18th, 2008 04:30 AM
!st post. Welcome from a fellow Nebraska'n.
Originally Posted by auslander
An ounce of lead is worth 200lbs of cop.
October 18th, 2008 11:38 AM
When my daughter got serious about a guy, and they wanted to get married, I told him that he shoud treat her right, because she could out shoot me!
October 18th, 2008 12:53 PM
heres the clip from "bad boys 2", where they meet the date
YouTube - Bad Boys 2 meet the DATE
i just noticed when he pulls the gun out, the trigger is already pulled. take a look at 1:21, when will smith points the gun at Martin Lawrence.
i don't think i would go back for a 2nd date after that.
"Dead is dead"
"Yea, till we show up with jumper cables and drugs to debate it"
October 18th, 2008 05:46 PM
October 19th, 2008 05:54 AM
XD .45, Glock 23, Mossberg 590A, M&P 15 Rossi 641, RIA 1911
If You Want To Know The Mind Of A Man Listen To His Words
October 19th, 2008 08:06 PM
"You ever made love to a man?"
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
November 10th, 2008 11:49 PM
Good point and great stories.
Originally Posted by SIXTO
The hand of the aggressor is stayed by strength and strength alone!--Dwight D. Eisenhower
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