This is a discussion on Funniest thing said to daughter's date... within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by WJP9 I have a friend who envisions himself doing the opposite...sitting in the corner of a barely lit room, wearing a nice ...
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When my daughter got serious about a guy, and they wanted to get married, I told him that he shoud treat her right, because she could out shoot me!
heres the clip from "bad boys 2", where they meet the date
YouTube - Bad Boys 2 meet the DATE
i just noticed when he pulls the gun out, the trigger is already pulled. take a look at 1:21, when will smith points the gun at Martin Lawrence.
i don't think i would go back for a 2nd date after that.
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