Only 10 times in History

[Bud White]

Got this in a Email Enjoy

There are only ten times in history when the F-word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

1. "What the @..$% do you mean, we are Sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

2. "What the @..$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

3. "Where did all those @..$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877

4. "Any @..$%ing idiot could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938

5. "It does so @..$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @..$% did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 B.C.

7. "You want WHAT on the @..$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566

8. "Where the @..$% am I?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

9. "Scattered @..$%ing showers, my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 B.C.

10. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%..*^ing mad."

-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

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[P95Carry]

Bwhahaha - and those are just a top ten LOL!

Plenty more too eh!!

[KenpoTex]

Bwahahahaha! Good stuff.

[jarhead79]

I like it.

[Captain Crunch]

Hilarious!

3. "Where did all those @..$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877

It was 1876, actually.

[KenpoTex]

An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called in an artist. Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff, and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week, and when I return I expect to see it completed."

Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished work. To his surprise he found a painting of a cow with a halo. Surrounding this there were hundreds of Indians in various stages and different positions of making love.

Furious, he called the artist in. "What the hell is this?!" screamed the billionaire.

"Why, that's exactly what you asked for," said the artist smugly.

"No! I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth, I asked for a mural of the interpretation of Custer's last thoughts!"

"And there you have it," said the artist, "I call it 'Holy cow - look at all those f***ing Indians!'"

[Bud White]

Thats pretty good

[Kompact9]

Good Humor=Good Medicine...good going guys.

[Bruces45]

#11-- Woman, where the F#@!'s my beer?

[srfl]

Awesome stuff!

[Free American]

What about:

"Why the **** would I stay there?"
Mayor of New Orleans August 2005