Shooters Alibi Check Sheet

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    Shooters Alibi Check Sheet

    I thought everyone might get a chuckle out of this.


    Shooters Alibi Check Sheet

    CONDITIONS
    __TOO WINDY __TOO CALM
    __TOO HOT __TOO COLD
    __TOO WET __TOO DRY
    __TOO LIGHT __TOO DARK


    INSECTS
    __ADJUSTED SIGHT FROM FLY ON TARGET
    __FLY SAT ON (FRONT) (REAR) SIGHT
    __BUTTERFLIES IN STOMACH
    __GRASSHOPPER SCARED ME


    RANGE OFFICER
    __DOESNíT LIKE ME
    __MUMBLES
    __DOESNíT GIVE ME ENOUGH TIME
    __POOR SPORT
    __CANíT SCORE
    __BLOWS WHISTLE TOO SLOWLY
    __DOESNíT KNOW THE RULES
    __KEEPS LOOKING AT MY BUTT


    EQUIPMENT
    __BARREL BENT
    __REAR SIGHT FELL OFF
    __FRONT SIGHT FELL OFF
    __MAGAZINE FELL OUT
    __GUN BLEW UP
    __GUN BLEW UPÖAGAIN
    __GUN BESIDE ME SPITS LEAD
    __BARREL FELL OFF


    STATISTICAL OFFICER
    __CANíT READ
    __CANíT ADD
    __LOST MY SCORE CARD
    __DOESNíT LIKE ME


    AMMUNITION
    __WONíT GROUP
    __PRIMER LOAD
    __DOUBLE CHARGE
    __MISFIRE
    __LOAD TOO HEAVY
    __LOAD TOO LIGHT
    __FORGOT TO LOAD
    __LOADED WITH DUMMY ROUNDS


    OTHER RANGE / MATCH FACTORS
    __WAS DISTRACTED BY GIRL IN TIGHT JEANS
    __WAS DISTRACTED BY BOY IN TIGHT JEANS
    __JACKASS ON RANGE BLOCKED TARGETS


    MISCELLANEOUS
    __I FLINCHED
    __I JERKED
    __NO SLEEP
    __HANGOVER
    __TOO MUCH SLEEP
    __MONKEY ON MY BACK
    __SOMEBODY PUSHED ME
    __IíM A RIFLE SHOOTER
    __NEED GLASSES
    __BROUGHT WRONG GLASSES
    __SOMEBODY SHOT MY TARGET
    __I GOT NERVOUS
    __I WAS ROBBED
    __AW, SHUT UP!!
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    Where were those when I really needed them? Nobody cares now!
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    Bob - the classic shooter's ''excuse'' list LOL!
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    is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."


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    Thanks for the list....I've been needing some new excuses (since everyone is catching on to my old ones )
    "I surrounded 'em"- Alvin York

    "They're ain't many troubles that a man can't fix with seven hundred dollars and a thirty ought six"- Jeff Cooper

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    man those are Great

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    That's Great Thanks acparmed

    And...It's Printable Too!
    I could add a few solid excuses to it too.

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    Where's the hot brass doen the back? Man that's a classic! We used to adjust our fire to throw brass on each other as kids with autoloaders. I also learned to roll my sleeves down , shooting prone on a mat.

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    While in Basic training the guy on my right was shooting at my target, I had to reshoot that section. I had twice as many holes in my target he had none in his. Sarge was a little PO'd.

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