Shooters Alibi Check Sheet

[acparmed]

I thought everyone might get a chuckle out of this.


Shooters Alibi Check Sheet

CONDITIONS
__TOO WINDY __TOO CALM
__TOO HOT __TOO COLD
__TOO WET __TOO DRY
__TOO LIGHT __TOO DARK


INSECTS
__ADJUSTED SIGHT FROM FLY ON TARGET
__FLY SAT ON (FRONT) (REAR) SIGHT
__BUTTERFLIES IN STOMACH
__GRASSHOPPER SCARED ME


RANGE OFFICER
__DOESN’T LIKE ME
__MUMBLES
__DOESN’T GIVE ME ENOUGH TIME
__POOR SPORT
__CAN’T SCORE
__BLOWS WHISTLE TOO SLOWLY
__DOESN’T KNOW THE RULES
__KEEPS LOOKING AT MY BUTT


EQUIPMENT
__BARREL BENT
__REAR SIGHT FELL OFF
__FRONT SIGHT FELL OFF
__MAGAZINE FELL OUT
__GUN BLEW UP
__GUN BLEW UP…AGAIN
__GUN BESIDE ME SPITS LEAD
__BARREL FELL OFF


STATISTICAL OFFICER
__CAN’T READ
__CAN’T ADD
__LOST MY SCORE CARD
__DOESN’T LIKE ME


AMMUNITION
__WON’T GROUP
__PRIMER LOAD
__DOUBLE CHARGE
__MISFIRE
__LOAD TOO HEAVY
__LOAD TOO LIGHT
__FORGOT TO LOAD
__LOADED WITH DUMMY ROUNDS


OTHER RANGE / MATCH FACTORS
__WAS DISTRACTED BY GIRL IN TIGHT JEANS
__WAS DISTRACTED BY BOY IN TIGHT JEANS
__JACKASS ON RANGE BLOCKED TARGETS


MISCELLANEOUS
__I FLINCHED
__I JERKED
__NO SLEEP
__HANGOVER
__TOO MUCH SLEEP
__MONKEY ON MY BACK
__SOMEBODY PUSHED ME
__I’M A RIFLE SHOOTER
__NEED GLASSES
__BROUGHT WRONG GLASSES
__SOMEBODY SHOT MY TARGET
__I GOT NERVOUS
__I WAS ROBBED
__AW, SHUT UP!!

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[rstickle]

Where were those when I really needed them? Nobody cares now!

[P95Carry]

Bob - the classic shooter's ''excuse'' list LOL!

[Team American]

Thanks for the list....I've been needing some new excuses (since everyone is catching on to my old ones )

[Bud White]

man those are Great

[QKShooter]

And...It's Printable Too!
I could add a few solid excuses to it too.

[rocky]

Where's the hot brass doen the back? Man that's a classic! We used to adjust our fire to throw brass on each other as kids with autoloaders. I also learned to roll my sleeves down , shooting prone on a mat.

[raevan]

While in Basic training the guy on my right was shooting at my target, I had to reshoot that section. I had twice as many holes in my target he had none in his. Sarge was a little PO'd.