:) Good one.
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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike, when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new."
So how come I make $39,695. a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759.) when you and I are doing basically the same work?
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic......."try doing it with the engine running".
:) Good one.
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Pretty clever...of course, that's why he makes 1.6 mil...
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A Honda owner is riding along with a Harley owner as his passenger when he decides to pull over because he suspects that his turn signal may not be working. He asks the Harley owner if he doesn't mind stepping off of the bike to check the lights while he tests them. The Harley owner steps off and stands in front of the Honda. The Honda rider turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it working?"
To which the Harley owner responds, "Yes, it's working....No, it's not working....Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...."
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The other doctor/mechanic joke is about the proctologist making more than the mechanic because he overhauls the engine through the tailpipe.
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good ones...all of them.
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