Wife serves up Squirrel sandwiches!!!

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    Wife serves up Squirrel sandwiches!!!

    For the past week, I have been engaged with the army of squirrels behind my house. I have no quarrel with them, except the 2 that have decided it would be a good idea to try and rip a soffit off the underside of my roof. So now, we are at war.

    I was on my way back to my house around lunchtime yesterday and called my wife to see what we were going to do for lunch. She responds: "I hope you're hungry, I made Squirrel sandwiches". I laughed and said how tasty that sounded. I completely thought she was joking. I came in the house and saw her and my daughter in the kitchen. I come in and say, "I'm starving, what are we going to eat for lunch?" My wife says, "I told you, squirrel sandwiches. Your sandwiches are on the table." I can not believe what I see. My crazy wife has really made squirrel sandwiches.

    My daughter and wife got a big kick out of me biting the heads off of my 3 squirrel sandwiches. The strawberry jelly squirting out of them looked a lot like blood!

    My wife is the best! Money is very tight for us these days, but she was able to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches a lunch to remember!


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    Awesome. You should have gone to the window and bit one, then pointed at the real ones to let them know you aren't playing around.
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    LMAO! Priceless! Now I'm hungry.

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    Ate a lot of fried squirrels in butter & garlic as hunting camp food, not bad. If you have trees close to house, prune them back for 8ft of clearance this will help prevent them from jumping across onto roof. Head shots with a good air rifle is a lot of fun, and they do make a tasty stew.
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    Pretty cool squirrel sling...
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    I wonder how many G's he hits when he gets flung
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    That is awesome! Sometimes wives just know how to make us feel better.
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    Those videos were funny, people have to much free time.

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    Back in 1986, I lived in Valparaiso Florida on Ohio Street. I used to shoot the small gray squirrels in the back yard, and fry them up with potatoes several times a week. A pellet rifle is the way to go. Some mighty fine eating, and really cheap also.
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