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    Generations

    A very self-important college freshman at a recent football game, took
    it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why
    it was impossible for the older generation to understand his own.

    "You grew up in a different, actually almost primitive, world," the
    student said loud enough for the whole crowd to hear. "We young people
    today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking
    on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars...We even have nuclear
    energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed
    processing ... and uh.."

    Taking advantage of a pause for breath in the student's litany, the
    "wizened" one said, "You're right, Son. We didn't have those things
    when we were young........ so we invented them...... you arrogant
    little shithead!! Now...... what are you doing for the next generation?"
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    Haha - the truth will out!!

    What is the term these days - ''owned'' LOL!
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