What's In A Name?????????????
This is a discussion on What's In A Name????????????? within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; The 19-year-old PETA Youth Outreach Coordinator says he changed his name from Chris Garnett to support the group's anti-K-F-C campaign.
NORFOLK, Va. (Dec. 30) -- ...
December 31st, 2005 10:40 PM
What's In A Name?????????????
The 19-year-old PETA Youth Outreach Coordinator says he changed his name from Chris Garnett to support the group's anti-K-F-C campaign.
NORFOLK, Va. (Dec. 30) -- A Virginia animal rights activist has legally changed his name to Kentucky-Fried-Cruelty-dot-com
The youth outreach coordinator for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals says he changed his name from Chris Garnett to support the group's anti-K-F-C campaign.
The 19-year-old says his new name "never fails to spark a discussion."
PETA's complaints against K-F-C stem from video footage shot last year recording alleged mistreatment of birds at a Pilgrim's Pride plant in Moorefield, West Virginia. The plant is a K-F-C supplier.
Yum! Brands, the parent company of K-F-C, has disputed the claims of mistreatment. In June, a grand jury refused to indict former workers at the West Virginia chicken plant.
December 31st, 2005 10:45 PM
Fact of the matter is...
Todays Chickens suffer less today than they ever have thoughout history.
December 31st, 2005 10:54 PM
What a jerk! Another word came to mind, but this is a family forum!
EOD - Initial success or total failure
December 31st, 2005 10:57 PM
I hope the juvenile do-gooder PETA puke eventually finds something meaningful to do with his life. <sigh> Wonder if he's practiced hugging trees yet.
Maybe he has done us a favor tho - I mean - unlikely any woman in her right mind will want to wed such a dork and finish up with that name - thus meaning (with luck) there will not be any progeny. Keep the pool clean (er!).
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December 31st, 2005 11:01 PM
Just think! Now he will be stuck with his new name when (if?) he comes to his senses in 10 or so years.
December 31st, 2005 11:18 PM
PETA used to have some billboards here in Nashville, advertising the cruelty of KFC. One had Pam Anderson on it.
One day we drove by a KFC and saw a small group of activists picketing outside it. It made me hungry. We dropped by KFC later so I could get some crispy chicken strips.
Too bad the picketers were gone by then.
"Americans have the will to resist because you have weapons. If you don't have a gun, freedom of speech has no power." - Yoshimi Ishikawa
December 31st, 2005 11:33 PM
Should Change His Name Again to:
COMPLETELY FRIED CRANIUM dot com.
What an idiot.
January 1st, 2006 08:47 AM
I love the way you think, Betty!
I'm afraid that's a little too optimistic, Chris. There are PETA women out there that are no less crazy, and I assume they find his devotion to those poor mistreated animals sooo attractive. And concerning the progeny... marriage is not a requirement, especially not for liberals.
unlikely any woman in her right mind will want to wed such a dork and finish up with that name - thus meaning (with luck) there will not be any progeny
"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause."
- Senator Padmé Amidala, "Revenge of the Sith"
January 1st, 2006 08:49 AM
ya know i thought the Lawyer who become a DA here was out there when he changed his name to Luke Skywalker but this nut job takes the cake
January 2nd, 2006 08:17 AM
Maybe he should start small first and hug Poison Oak?
Originally Posted by P95Carry
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
January 2nd, 2006 08:36 AM
Bumper Just Legally Changed His Name From "Bumper" ~ To Combat Carry Dot Com.
Hey...that sure would look good on a Drivers License.
January 2nd, 2006 08:38 AM
wonder if you would have to show you CCW permit with a handle like that