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It doesn't look like JD is getting his Marine Corps Birthday Baby.

This is a discussion on It doesn't look like JD is getting his Marine Corps Birthday Baby. within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by goldshellback I called it.....the 21st! That means it'll be 'starting' here shortly. Have JD make you a mexican lunch run and go ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by goldshellback View Post
    I called it.....the 21st! That means it'll be 'starting' here shortly.
    Have JD make you a mexican lunch run and go rest up while you can.......


    Wrong again, no delivery yet.


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    Well, I took my wife out to run the bird dogs and hit every possible bump with the truck. She went into labor the next day, so go drive down some bumpy woods roads, maybe that will work to jar things loose????

    In the mean-time, here at the SgtD command post and bunker, we'll be praying for a quick uncomplicated delivery . God Bless.
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    My wife took castor oil. 4 times. 1 per child.
    It worked each and every time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JD View Post


    Wrong again, no delivery yet.
    Well, dang it. Now you (I mean Lima) should just wait until Thursday and have that turkey baby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miklcolt45 View Post
    My wife took castor oil. 4 times. 1 per child.
    It worked each and every time.
    Been there done that, no success.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JD View Post
    Been there done that, no success.
    Take her for a ride up to one of your work sites in the truck... that ought to do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chooie View Post
    Take her for a ride up to one of your work sites in the truck... that ought to do it.
    Thought about it, most of the good ones are too far from the hospital.

    How was Kotos? I saw your ride there, was about to stop in and flip your wipers up.

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    It was good, I took home two boxes... oh, and there's another red MS3 around town, I saw it today!

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    I'm not kidding when I say that I have tried every single wives' tale induction method out there.

    Honestly, don't even try to suggest one because I know I've tried it.

    From black licorice to pineapple to castor oil, eggplant parmesan, bumpy roads and red raspberry leaf tea. Not to mention acupressure and about 100 other things as well.

    Short of medical intervention this child will not be pressured into making an arrival before he's good and ready.

    Now that I have tried absolutely everything I'm just throwing my hands up and waiting on him. He can't stay in there forever and Monday (my next doctor's appointment) my Doctor will be talking induction because she doesn't want me to get over 42 weeks. So, no matter what, we're having this baby soon.

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    I did say black friday... 6 more days.

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    The 24th. Thats my birthday!
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    Quote Originally Posted by miklcolt45 View Post
    My wife took castor oil. 4 times. 1 per child.
    It worked each and every time.
    sorry, my wife tried this, did not work.
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