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"In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock." Thomas Jefferson
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Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
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"But if they don't exist, how can a man see them?"
"You may think I'm pompous, but actually I'm pedantic... let me explain the difference."
"Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don't ever apologize for anything."
What a great way to start the day!
Now no matter what I say today, it can't be as bad as that stuff.
"Don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep." - Theodore Roosevelt
If you are not willing to stand behind our Troops, feel free to stand in front of them!
Funny yes, but sad also, because the writer, editor and proofer didn't catch their own stupidity. Is it any wonder no one with half a brain doesn't respect the press?
Freedom doesn't come free. It is bought and paid for by the lives and blood of our men and women in uniform.
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You can't make that stuff up!!
Sometimes I wonder who the old man in the mirror is....
Lord, Grant me a good sword and no need to use it.
I wouldn't do it again,she's been a real pain all week
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
That's great stuff!
"The liberty of the individual is no gift of civilization. It was greatest before there was any civilization." Sigmund Freud
I like the one about the Civil War Planes. I guess the Confederate Airforce was a lot more active than we imagined!
i like it when the stupid people keep me entertained.
"It is better to live one day as a lion than a hundred years as a sheep."
- Italian proverb
The best is here:
Make sure you read the author's captions.
I particularly like the one with the rat.
Great addition SelfDefense Thanks!
I got the ones I posted in E-mail this morn.
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I wonder if the lady with oil injections in her face wrote any of them?
The last Blood Moon Tetrad for this millennium starts in April 2014 and ends in September 2015...according to NASA.
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