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"In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock." Thomas Jefferson
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"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."
What a great way to start the day!
Now no matter what I say today, it can't be as bad as that stuff.
"Don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep." - Theodore Roosevelt
Funny yes, but sad also, because the writer, editor and proofer didn't catch their own stupidity. Is it any wonder no one with half a brain doesn't respect the press?
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You can't make that stuff up!!
A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father.
I wouldn't do it again,she's been a real pain all week
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
That's great stuff!
"The liberty of the individual is no gift of civilization. It was greatest before there was any civilization." Sigmund Freud
I like the one about the Civil War Planes. I guess the Confederate Airforce was a lot more active than we imagined!
i like it when the stupid people keep me entertained.
"It is better to live one day as a lion than a hundred years as a sheep."
- Italian proverb
The best is here:
Make sure you read the author's captions.
I particularly like the one with the rat.
Great addition SelfDefense Thanks!
I got the ones I posted in E-mail this morn.
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I wonder if the lady with oil injections in her face wrote any of them?
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