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    Hysterical!

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    What a great way to start the day!

    Now no matter what I say today, it can't be as bad as that stuff.
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    Funny yes, but sad also, because the writer, editor and proofer didn't catch their own stupidity. Is it any wonder no one with half a brain doesn't respect the press?
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    You can't make that stuff up!!
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    I wouldn't do it again,she's been a real pain all week
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    That's great stuff!
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    I like the one about the Civil War Planes. I guess the Confederate Airforce was a lot more active than we imagined!

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    i like it when the stupid people keep me entertained.
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    Just the tip of the iceberg

    The best is here:

    http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jbistlin/headlines1.htm

    Make sure you read the author's captions.

    I particularly like the one with the rat.

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    Great addition SelfDefense Thanks!
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    I wonder if the lady with oil injections in her face wrote any of them?
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