Are you a CCW Redneck???

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    Are you a CCW Redneck???

    What makes humor funny is the small part of truth in it. Do you see yourself in any of the following?



    1) You buy generic/store brand food so you can afford premium brand ammo.

    2) If your EDC gun is worth more than the vehicle you ride in while carrying it.

    3) You don't have enough time to mow your yard, but find the time to keep a mirror like finish on all your weapons.

    4) While on your way to replenish your ammo stockpile (try to keep it at 50 boxes minimum) you blow a tire cause you can't afford a new set.

    5) Now with the blown tire you lay on the ground to put the jack under the car and realize now that you can't get back up because you are carrying too much weight on yourself.-------

    A) EDC full size weapon with 2 reloads
    B) 2 BUG's--- each with 2 reloads
    C) 1 can of OC spray- 16 oz economy size
    D) 1 folding knife, 1 fixed blade, and a leatherman
    E) Cell phone
    F) 2 flashlights with spare bulbs and batteries
    G) Collapsible baton
    H) 3 holsters--all fine leather 2 IWB and 1 ankle
    I) Throw down billfold
    J) Real billfold with ID and 11 carry permits
    K) Triple stitched 2" wide belt for CCW

    6) At a restaurant you are more concerned about where you set than the quality of the food they serve you.

    7) You can recite ballistic charts, velocity, energy, grains ---but you cant remember your wife's birthday.

    8) You will spend more on a holster than a dress suit.

    9) You are willing to shoot your SUPER STOPPER CCW weapon at the range every 2 weeks til your hands bleed from the gun grip digging, and your arms hurt from the recoil, but you won't go to the dentist cause "It hurts too much".

    10) You are posting one of those "Good / bad experience with a LEO in a traffic stop" During the stop, you can recite CCW law perfectly, (after all you have been carrying for 4 weeks), but you don't know enough about traffic law to keep from getting stopped in the first place. (after all you have only been driving for 25 years)


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    LOL I love the knowing grains and not wifes b-day. Yah got in trouble for forgetting and wanting to shoot on V-day....
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    Numbers 1,6 and 8 are definitely me. I always thought I was a redneck but I guess now there's proof.

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    Nope, not me. I guess I am either too cheap all the way around or as my wife says too OCD to let things like the autos get in bad mechanical shape.
    Just remember that shot placement is much more important with what you carry than how big a bang you get with each trigger pull.
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    7) You can recite ballistic charts, velocity, energy, grains ---but you cant remember your wife's birthday.

    :) But if the same is true of her, then its true love :)
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    guilty as charged, #1 is the best one
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    this i great I am officialy a redneck

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    1, 3, 5a, 5e, 5j, 5k, 6, 7, 8 - guilty as charged

    Guess I get a write off for #7 being single and all.
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    Ha! 3, 5e, 6, 7, 8, 9. I'm a non-typical redneck in self-description. My idea of a car wash is a good, hard rain.

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    None apply glad to know I am not a redneck.

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    Too Funny.

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    I prefer 'hillbilly'.

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    6) At a restaurant you are more concerned about where you set than the quality of the food they serve you.

    Yup, that's me.
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    Let me add one:
    When you help your wife with dinner and set the table, the first piece of flatware laid on the table is the Glock ...
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    The second rule: "Bring enough gun"

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