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"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
-- Benjamin Franklin
Thanks for the giving me a smile to start my day.
Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
Senior Instructor for Tactical and Defensive of Texas
tnx! Now I know!
"Brains before Bullets"
Besides, didn't your Mother tell you that?
EOD - Initial success or total failure
I'd hate to be around when somebody bursts their bubbles.
Nice way to start a week, thanks for sharing this public service announcement.
"Don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep." - Theodore Roosevelt
If you are not willing to stand behind our Troops, feel free to stand in front of them!
Too funny, Now I am going to have to get up out of bed, what a good start for the morning.
Just remember that shot placement is much more important with what you carry than how big a bang you get with each trigger pull.
Texas CHL Instructor
Texas Hunter Education Instructor
Thanks......you made me swallow my gum with that one!
Freedom doesn't come free. It is bought and paid for by the lives and blood of our men and women in uniform.
NRA Life Member
Cabbage and chewing gum, a bad combination...
"That I cannot do."
"Give this to, uh, Clemenza. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. After all we're not murderers in spite of what this undertaker thinks."
Certified Glock Armorer
NRA Life Member
Looks more like bubble gum instead of chewing gum.