Man nabbed after hitting girlfriend with sandwich

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    AP Wire Stories

    Nov 18, 5:02 PM EST

    Man nabbed after hitting girlfriend with sandwich

    PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) -- A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday. Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off.

    The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road and the man then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.

    The man was freed on $7,500 bail.

    Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.
    Assault and buttery!?

    Some reporter at least has a sense of humor.
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    If that guy doesn't get a hold on his anger problem he's gonna smack the wrong person with a footlong onea these days but cowards like him usually only hit women vcause a guy would give them a beat down
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    Certainly a waste of a potentially delicious sandwich.




    Seriously, that sucks. Hopefully the lady has woken up now and won't go back to him. I've seen it before and the whole battered partner syndrome type behavior is very hard to witness.

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    Thank God he wasn't toting a half pound burrito or a footlong chilidog!
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    Maybe she has a BIG brother, who can go have a talk with this guy.

    He's trouble... all the way around. With the domestic violence case, at least he cannot have a gun now either.

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    We better ban sandwiches... or at least require a permit to carry them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Agave View Post
    We better ban sandwiches... or at least require a permit to carry them.
    Need to take a class for defending myself against the deadly sammich. I would assume to go for COM shots, those crust shots can be difficult with all the adrenaline pumping.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagleks View Post
    Maybe she has a BIG brother, who can go have a talk with this guy.

    He's trouble... all the way around. With the domestic violence case, at least he cannot have a gun now either.
    Big Brother did have a talk with this guy and charged him a $7,500.00 consultation fee. I'll bet he really got grilled.

    He, like all the other felons, can carry a gun anytime and anywhere he wants to. People who break the law do not respect the law, period. Felons in Memphis are caught breaking the law while armed nearly every day. They usually keep the gun sandwiched in their waistband.
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    I guess he could not cut the mustard

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    Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.
    It had to be a club sandwich. Great now I have to go out and buy all the condiments and hoagie bread I can before they are banned too.
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    You guys are too much! Had a good chuckle with this one!

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    What type of oil and vineagar if any was used to lube the sammich??
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