Tactically Yours

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    Tactically Yours

    The Is Everything Tactical Now thread had some people redefine common terms using tactical.

    To wit:

    I am not fat. I am tactically padded.
    I am not bald. I am tactically defoliated.

    Those are funny. What else? Be creative.

    Here are a few others (some with the help of my son's friends)

    I am not ignoring you. I am tactically silent.
    I am not violent. I am tactically prepared.
    I am not drunk. I am tactically metabolizing alcohol.
    I am not overeating. I am tactically carbo loading.
    Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.

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    I am not lazy. I am tactically conserving my energy.
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    Remembering Gecko 45 ...........
    The first rule of a gunfight: "Don't be there !"
    The second rule: "Bring enough gun"

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    I'm looking to tactically reproduce, but that won't happen!
    Treat me good, I'll treat you better. Treat me bad, I'll treat you worse.

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    I'm not wasting time on DC, I'm tactically exercising my trigger finger.
    "[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
    They are left in full possession of them."

    Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton

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    I didn't lie to you, I made tactical omissions.

    Example:

    Wife: Did you buy anything else that I need to know about?
    Husband: No, there's nothing else you need know about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by larefugee View Post
    I didn't lie to you, I made tactical omissions.

    Example:

    Wife: Did you buy anything else that I need to know about?
    Husband: No, there's nothing else you need know about.
    "[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
    They are left in full possession of them."

    Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton

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    Quote Originally Posted by larefugee View Post
    I didn't lie to you, I made tactical omissions.

    Example:

    Wife: Did you buy anything else that I need to know about?
    Husband: No, there's nothing else you need know about.
    when your buddies ask why you're sleeping on the couch or in the back yard and not with your wife you can say you're tactically preparing for doomsday :-p

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chevyguy85 View Post
    when your buddies ask why you're sleeping on the couch or in the back yard and not with your wife you can say you're tactically preparing for doomsday :-p
    Wouldn't that adquetely failing to prepare for doomsday?
    "[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
    They are left in full possession of them."

    Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton

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