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    Quote Originally Posted by pgrass101 View Post
    You're getting Sentenced for the prep hitting your car??????

    Boy you must have really PO'd a judge
    Nooooo, I get to go watch the BG go away for a looong time. 2 counts of felonious assault on a P.O., F1's in Ohio... the only higher charge is murder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paco View Post
    OK, I'm freaked out. And I'll tell you what, you roll up behind me and flip on the lights I'm stopping (even if I am in the middle lane) and getting on the ground!
    Nah, I'm not a scary looking dude. Toss on a mask and hand me a UMP or M4 and I look mean, other than that, I look like a 12 year old howdy doody.

    I'm well over 21 (looking forward to retirement and a caddi as a matter of fact) but I still get carded at the bar.
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    OK, here's what I look like coming through the door on a nasty no knock.
    Somehow I had a hunch that any pic we saw of you would be like that one.

    Remember though, we are'nt suppose to see you in Ninja garb smashing and crashing our door like that.

    I want one of Mr. Offficer Friendly, handing a lost kid an ice cream cone or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    Nooooo, I get to go watch the BG go away for a looong time. 2 counts of felonious assault on a P.O., F1's in Ohio... the only higher charge is murder.
    Good, that is the way it should be! It's a real shame that the judge will not let you have five minutes with him behind a locked door.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    Nooooo, I get to go watch the BG go away for a looong time. 2 counts of felonious assault on a P.O., F1's in Ohio... the only higher charge is murder.
    I was pulling your chain,

    Do you have a chance to make a statement before sentencing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgrass101 View Post
    I was pulling your chain,

    Do you have a chance to make a statement before sentencing?
    Oh yeah, I already did at the trial, and thats why I get to go back in the AM, to ask the judge to be harsh or leniant... and to wave good bye. Sad part is the car, it was a new Tahoe and of course insurance isnt going to cover it. Taxpayers are out a bit on that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    Huh... I hadn't thought about that

    Truth be told, I'm running thin on cash right now. Some dirtbag hit my new car and took off, so I have to pay a deductible and a months worth of rental car, Christmas is coming up and overtime is scarce.
    GAH! Someone hit your Mazdaspeed?! I'd be out for blood!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    Nah, I'm not a scary looking dude. Toss on a mask and hand me a UMP or M4 and I look mean, other than that, I look like a 12 year old howdy doody.

    I'm well over 21 (looking forward to retirement and a caddi as a matter of fact) but I still get carded at the bar.

    Sixto sans balaclava:

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    Congratulations!
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    Congrats!

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    Hey, somebody figured out my old avatar, I owe you a cookie.
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    Congrats, Sixto. Wow, 5000 posts per year. You did have too much time on your hands sitting at the desk supervising. OMO.
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