Thanksgiving divorce

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  1. November 24th, 2008 08:21 AM #1
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    Thanksgiving divorce

    A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York two days before Thanksgiving and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.


    Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

    We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.'


    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this,'


    She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.


    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says, 'they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.'
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  3. November 24th, 2008 08:23 AM #2
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    That's one of those jokes that never looses being funny, no matter how many times I hear it!
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  4. November 24th, 2008 08:49 AM #3
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    Hahaha nice
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  5. November 24th, 2008 09:27 AM #4
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    I love it!
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  6. November 24th, 2008 10:14 AM #5
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    I like it. good stuff
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  7. November 24th, 2008 10:17 AM #6
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    We tried it on our kids - they just said " Don't expect us to feed you - you're to picky but Mom's OK"! needless to say, they are out of my will!!!!!!!
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  8. November 24th, 2008 10:17 AM #7
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    I understand that LOL

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    I think I'll try that one.

    Never mind, won't work. I'm already divorced from their mom!
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  10. November 24th, 2008 10:52 AM #9
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    New one for me......great idea, too!
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  11. November 24th, 2008 02:09 PM #10
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    funny
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  13. November 24th, 2008 06:58 PM #12
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    Thats funny!!!
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    ha, ha.... I filed for divorce, and then realized I needed to bring the subject up with my kids... who were 23 & 18. I approached them by saying ,

    "what would you say if I told you I was seriously considering a divorce from your mother".

    Son : "I'm amazed it took you this long, it's about time".
    Daughter: "You finally wised up ? "

    Ok... well.... it's sure been nice since then.
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    and paying their own way.'
    That's the best part.
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  16. November 24th, 2008 10:31 PM #15
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    I've heard it before many years ago, but still a good one.
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