On Christmas Eve . . .
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The man replied, 'These are Carols.'
Let the season commence . . .
I wonder if carol knew her panties were going to save him from eternal damnation when she gave them to him? :rofl::rofl::rofl:
That one caught me off guard...:rofl:
Hilarious. I almost forwarded that to my wife, then I remembered how accurate she was 2 weeks ago with a gun :ahhhhh:
Why ??? Is Carol a friend of hers ? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Originally Posted by Paco
Ha, nope. She doesn't "appreciate" humor like this. I got her interested in Guns in a short 13 years, so maybe in another 50 she'll like jokes like this.
Originally Posted by jfl