My printer won't work

My printer won't work

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    My printer won't work

    I am having a technical issue with my printer. Can anyone help me?

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    Yeah.
    Get rid of the cat.



    That was cute BTW.
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    Man that cat was definitely in SD mode
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    Huh... thats the same thing I do when anything computer related doesnt work. Smart cat.
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    I thought you said printer. He looked more like a paper shredder.
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    Maybe the guys mouse got into the printer and the cat was just trying to remove it for him!
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    LOL! It sure would be funny to see that cat get hung up and sucked into that printer and come out with black and white stripes.

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    I'm in IT and that is how I fix some problems I come across. Just last week I sent a BlackBerry flying in to a brick wall, guess what the problem didn't exist anymore!
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    Wow that cat has a pretty good left jab, but man it sure has some power with that overhand right.

    +1 for getting the mouse out of the printer to solve your problems.
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    Hey I see we use the same IT guy.
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    Thanks for posting, now I know how "scratch" paper is made.

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    In the Air Force we called that Brogan Maint. In the phone office we always said that if a love tap Didn't work, get a bigger hammer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paco View Post
    I'm in IT and that is how I fix some problems I come across. Just last week I sent a BlackBerry flying in to a brick wall, guess what the problem didn't exist anymore!
    The BlackBerry didn't exist anymore either did it?
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