Bottle opener (ideas for Christmas gifts?)

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    Bottle opener (ideas for Christmas gifts?)

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    hahahaha lol...I think I might ask for a couple 'bottle openers' this year

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    At least you used a Makarov..........If I catch anybody using my 1911s for that................
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    I just couldn't do that to one of my pistols...
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    Ram Rod, you know better then that. Here in Arkansas that is what our remaining teeth are for!!!!!!
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    I think I'll ask my wife for a few new bottle openers this year. haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by goawayfarm View Post
    If I catch anybody using my 1911s for that................
    In the Army, we frequently used our M1911s as bottle openers.

    When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
    And go to your God like a soldier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ram Rod View Post
    Somehow, Ram Rod, I don't think that's a local Arkansas beer. I would like to know what the brewery is for that beer? And is it a good micro-brew? It actually looks like Cyrillic text... I wonder if it's Russian. (I can read a little bit of it.)
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