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I am even now being pulled away from the computer to put up Christmas lights and decorations.....I will return when the house is sufficiently** decorated and lit.
**As by my wife's standards. My standards for holiday decorations are much, much.....much lower.
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Your knee must be coming along nicely... I'd milk it for a bit longer though.
I was planning on doing our house today, but the wife and MIL took off to the movies/shopping so I got stuck with the kids. Some day off.
I've decided that this year I'm not putting up a bunch of lights and all that garbage. Just a wreath or two and maybe candles in the windows and thats it.
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Was forced to do that job a WEEK ago! They are getting earlier and earlier each year. Ahhhhhh! Good luck to you... hope you make it out alive.
Allen
-"I may get killed with my own gun, but he's gonna have to beat me to death with it, 'cause it's going to be empty." -Clint Smith
One wreath on the door...took about 15 seconds...
The wife works on the inside...she doesn't like my decorating taste (I had to work on that...), so she pretty much does the inside.
"That I cannot do."
"Give this to, uh, Clemenza. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. After all we're not murderers in spite of what this undertaker thinks."
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Don't even think about Christmas until after deer season.
While people are saying "Peace and safety," destruction will come on them suddenly, ... and they will not escape. 1Th 5:3
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Too hot to work outside; 84 deg. in the shade and that side of the house has NO shade.
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The second rule: "Bring enough gun"
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One benefit of being Jewish. One year my wife as a teenager was babysitting after the kids when to sleep she took everything off the tree and re-did everything. she says she did a much better job than the family did.
Not me. Don't put up lights because I have to take them down...Bah- Humbug......
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I put the pre-lit and decorated tree up on December 23rd and it comes down December 27th. Done
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Wreath is up on the front door. That wiped me out:)
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Put my yard decorations out Wednesday. Wife and kids did the tree Monday.
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After over 20 years of retail, decorations are not on my agenda. If anything gets put up at my house, the wife and kids do it. JAT40...if I waited until after deer season, I would not put anything up until February 1st (a great benefit from living in Mississippi).
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I'm Jewish, so no Xmas decorations. But wife continually tries to find Chanukah decorations to put up since she misses the tree decorations.
"When the people fear the government you have tyranny...when the government fears the people you have liberty."
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Not yet, I am delaying it. The Wife said that she didn't want anything up as she doesn't have the time to do it, I think that is a cue for me to surprise her with a decorated house one night when she gets off work.
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+1Originally Posted by Sarge7882
Glock 27
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