7-Eleven is Hiring
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December 2nd, 2008 11:51 AM
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7-Eleven is Hiring
7- Eleven located at xxx SE 82nd Ave is looking to hire Full time/Part time Sales Associates with good work ethics and exceptional customer service skills.
Will train, must have professional appearance and be able to maneuver up to 20 lb. High school degree or equivalent required. Apply in person or email your resume to xxx
Duties:
Basic Cleaning
Ordering
Customer Service
Retail Sales
Stocking Shelves/Inventory
Here is an ad I found on CraigsList. I wonder if the training includes firearms and robbery handling.
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December 2nd, 2008 11:51 AM
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December 2nd, 2008 12:24 PM
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So........ Did you get the job?
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December 2nd, 2008 12:29 PM
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Gosh, I thought my high school was tough, we didnt get any where near a 20# degree.
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December 2nd, 2008 12:59 PM
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The want ad should read "Professional target for local stop & rob needed. No experience necessary."
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December 2nd, 2008 01:04 PM
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December 2nd, 2008 01:49 PM
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I wonder if the training includes firearms and robbery handling.
Only one way to find out.
Apply for the job.
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And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
And go to your God like a soldier.
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December 2nd, 2008 01:50 PM
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Good luck , hope you get the job.
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December 2nd, 2008 01:51 PM
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Do DC members get free slushies?
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December 2nd, 2008 03:40 PM
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Once, I walked into a C-store and the clerk was talking to a police officer about getting her HCP. When he left, I asked her if the management would let her carry at work and she informed me that it is against federal law to carry into a place that sells alcohol.
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December 2nd, 2008 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by
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Once, I walked into a C-store and the clerk was talking to a police officer about getting her HCP. When he left, I asked her if the management would let her carry at work and she informed me that it is against federal law to carry into a place that sells alcohol.
Luckily she is wrong.
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December 2nd, 2008 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by
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Once, I walked into a C-store and the clerk was talking to a police officer about getting her HCP. When he left, I asked her if the management would let her carry at work and she informed me that it is against federal law to carry into a place that sells alcohol.
Now that brings up an interesting point. A while back, here in Chattannoga, a man wearing a spiderman mask helded up at gun point ten '7-11' type businesses. Hence he became known as Spiderman.
Turns out he was friend of mine, he has been to my home many times. I've known him for over 20 years. Anyway, the city actually dropped their charges against him to allow Federal charges to be brought against him. It seems that some of the businesses were owned by foreign investors and that meant the robberies took place on 'foreign soil' or something like that (don't ask me how that could be) and that made the crimes federal instead of state.
I hope there aren't other implications like that we don't know about.
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December 2nd, 2008 07:03 PM
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Are you going to do that part time?
You're not giving up your "Full Time" movie theater Head Ticket Tearer job are you?
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