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    7-Eleven is Hiring

    7- Eleven located at xxx SE 82nd Ave is looking to hire Full time/Part time Sales Associates with good work ethics and exceptional customer service skills. Will train, must have professional appearance and be able to maneuver up to 20 lb. High school degree or equivalent required. Apply in person or email your resume to xxx

    Duties:
    Basic Cleaning
    Ordering
    Customer Service
    Retail Sales
    Stocking Shelves/Inventory
    Here is an ad I found on CraigsList. I wonder if the training includes firearms and robbery handling.
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    So........ Did you get the job?
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    Gosh, I thought my high school was tough, we didnt get any where near a 20# degree.
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    The want ad should read "Professional target for local stop & rob needed. No experience necessary."
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    I wonder if the training includes firearms and robbery handling.
    Only one way to find out.

    Apply for the job.


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    Good luck , hope you get the job.
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    Once, I walked into a C-store and the clerk was talking to a police officer about getting her HCP. When he left, I asked her if the management would let her carry at work and she informed me that it is against federal law to carry into a place that sells alcohol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Agave View Post
    Once, I walked into a C-store and the clerk was talking to a police officer about getting her HCP. When he left, I asked her if the management would let her carry at work and she informed me that it is against federal law to carry into a place that sells alcohol.
    Luckily she is wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agave View Post
    Once, I walked into a C-store and the clerk was talking to a police officer about getting her HCP. When he left, I asked her if the management would let her carry at work and she informed me that it is against federal law to carry into a place that sells alcohol.
    Now that brings up an interesting point. A while back, here in Chattannoga, a man wearing a spiderman mask helded up at gun point ten '7-11' type businesses. Hence he became known as Spiderman.

    Turns out he was friend of mine, he has been to my home many times. I've known him for over 20 years. Anyway, the city actually dropped their charges against him to allow Federal charges to be brought against him. It seems that some of the businesses were owned by foreign investors and that meant the robberies took place on 'foreign soil' or something like that (don't ask me how that could be) and that made the crimes federal instead of state.

    I hope there aren't other implications like that we don't know about.
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    Are you going to do that part time?
    You're not giving up your "Full Time" movie theater Head Ticket Tearer job are you?

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