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Well I got pulled over for speeding and I just knew that I could talk my way out of this one but the officer just had to look in the back seat at my dog.
Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.
O.K. That is hilarious.
That was good!
"Without fear there can be no Courage!"
Oh man. I'm glad my mouth was empty!
EOD - Initial success or total failure
Great laugh in the morning! Still smiling!
"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."
My cats are looking at me like I'm crazy I was laughing so hard!! You'll pay for that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Priceless! Actually an employee has his posted at work but still makes me laugh every time
The choices you make today define you of who you are tommorow
When you see the light at the end of the tunnel your life is not over..... it is just about to begin
COPS Protective Services
Had not seen that one!!! Thanks for the laugh.
We will be much better off when we learn to deal with things as they really are, instead of how we wish them to be!
Now that was funny
A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father.
"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a grey twilight that knows not victory nor defeat."
That really belongs on icanhashotdog.com. Too funny!
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