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Well I got pulled over for speeding and I just knew that I could talk my way out of this one but the officer just had to look in the back seat at my dog.
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O.K. That is hilarious.
That was good!
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Oh man. I'm glad my mouth was empty!
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Great laugh in the morning! Still smiling!
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"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."
My cats are looking at me like I'm crazy I was laughing so hard!! You'll pay for that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Priceless! Actually an employee has his posted at work but still makes me laugh every time
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Had not seen that one!!! Thanks for the laugh.
We will be much better off when we learn to deal with things as they really are, instead of how we wish them to be!
Now that was funny
A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father.
"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a grey twilight that knows not victory nor defeat."
That really belongs on icanhashotdog.com. Too funny!
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