Men are Pigs!

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    Talking Men are Pigs!

    HER: Baby, Do you know how much I love you?
    HER: Hmmmm, What do you want now?
    HIM: Why would you say that?
    HER: Because I know men. They only say things like that when they want something.
    HIM: I do, but I still love you anyways.
    HER: So, What do you want?
    HIM: I want them!
    HER: You what? Are you out of your skull?
    HIM: Baby, It hurts so bad! I want to play with them.
    HER: Wait one minute Mister. We donít know each other that long.
    HIM: But I thought you loved me!
    HER: But I donít know if I am ready for that. It is a big step in our relationship.
    HIM: Well, I am ready to commit if you are.
    HER: Sure, sure. You guys will say anything to get a little taste but not from me!
    HIM: Oh Baby please! I want it so bad it hurts!
    HER: You will just have to wait.
    HIM: Oh címon! You keep strutting them in front of my face, caress them, oil them till they glisten, keep them nice and tight. What do you expect? A guy can only resist so much.
    HER: If you are hurting that bad, you can play with your own.
    HIM: It is not the same. Yours are so beautiful, perfect lines, works of art. At least let me touch them.
    HER: No! Keep your hands away.
    HIM: Please!
    HER: I said no!
    HIM: Pleaseeeeeeeeee! Iíll do whatever you want.
    HER: You will?
    HIM: Yes!
    HER: You will come with me to my parentsí house for Thanksgiving?
    HIM: Yes, and I will be a model guy.
    HER: And promise to take care of the yard without me having to remind you every day?
    HIM: Yes.
    HER: And clean after yourself? Hug me and talk to me even during football season?
    HIM: Yes! YES!
    HER: OK, OK. I will let you play with my machine guns. But you will buy your own ammo and load the mags! I am not your maid!

    (Dedicated with all my love to Female Shooters everywhere)
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
    Signed: Me!

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    Too funny...
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    too funny

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    And of course WE were all thinking "machine gun" all the way, right?
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    I was thinking more along the lines of DELETE rather than a set of
    B UU Bs...I mean...Machine Guns....oh never mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter
    I was thinking more along the lines of DELETE rather than a set of
    B UU Bs...I mean...Machine Guns....oh never mind.
    Like the title says..... We are pigs! But thanks for reading it all before terminating the post.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
    Signed: Me!

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    Worth the read! I real writer in our midst.

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    Did somebody say "MACHINEGUNS" ????????
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