oj is juiced. O'Well.
This is a discussion on OJ Simpson Sentenced! within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by Hopyard I know a man who lost his daughter in an auto accident. He was unable to sue, he was told, because ...
When asked about the long yers in prison O.J. replied,"Well, I guess I'll just have to take a stab at it"
I heard a while back that when James Cameron was casting actors for the original "Terminator" movie, OJ was the first choice to play the title character, but was rejected because they didn't think OJ could play a powerful, unemotional, and relentless killing machine...
Seriously... kinda writes its' own punchline, don't it...?
"Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"