It might save your life.
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It might save your life.
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Excellent! My wife loved it too!
The tyrant dies and his rule is over, the martyr dies and his rule begins. ― The Journals of Kierkegaard
Very, very funny!
Men with marriage experience...don't pass up this vid, it's a hoot.
Newly weds...don't bother watching, you won't understand.
Special Note: During our early years of marriage I actually bought my wife a beagle pup. We lived in the woods and I was an avid rabbit hunter. They NEVER forget.
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First Rule of Gift Giving: Never buy a woman anything that has a plug, unless she specifically requests it.
Second Rule of Gift Giving: If a woman specifically asks for an item with a plug, you can probably buy it for her safely, but it had better not be the only gift you have for her.
That is funny!
It's funny because there is a grain of truth to it. Maybe more than a grain...
I knew a guy who gave his wife an arc welder for her birthday. He said, "if you don't want it...."
Amazingly, they are still married.
And this just in:
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of st.'
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You have to know your wife......
I bought my wife a DR wheel barrel for our anniversary. She said it was the best present I ever gave her......
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I wish this video had been around when I first got married. It would have saved me a lot of pain and suffering.
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Sir Winston Churchill
I gave my first wife a 22BLR, she didn't like guns. at least I didn't get shot.
On one of my wife's birthdays I gave her a sword.
(She really likes the Lord of Rings movies)
She wasn't too happy.
She didn't like the short "Frodo" sword I gave her.
She said " Why didn't you buy Aragon's larger sword?"
However, she still has the sword to this day.
So true, so true....
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
-- Benjamin Franklin
Unfortunately I'm using this holiday season to pull myself out of the doghouse.
Where was this video when I got married!?!
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