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    This one is for all the guys out there.

    It might save your life.

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    Excellent! My wife loved it too!
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    Very, very funny!

    Men with marriage experience...don't pass up this vid, it's a hoot.

    Newly weds...don't bother watching, you won't understand.

    Special Note: During our early years of marriage I actually bought my wife a beagle pup. We lived in the woods and I was an avid rabbit hunter. They NEVER forget.
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    Hilarious
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    Excellent! My wife loved it too!
    Well DUH! You did watch it to the end, right??
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    First Rule of Gift Giving: Never buy a woman anything that has a plug, unless she specifically requests it.

    Second Rule of Gift Giving: If a woman specifically asks for an item with a plug, you can probably buy it for her safely, but it had better not be the only gift you have for her.

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    That is funny!

    It's funny because there is a grain of truth to it. Maybe more than a grain...
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    I knew a guy who gave his wife an arc welder for her birthday. He said, "if you don't want it...."

    Amazingly, they are still married.

    And this just in:

    'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
    So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of st.'
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    You have to know your wife......

    I bought my wife a DR wheel barrel for our anniversary. She said it was the best present I ever gave her......

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    I wish this video had been around when I first got married. It would have saved me a lot of pain and suffering.
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    I gave my first wife a 22BLR, she didn't like guns. at least I didn't get shot.

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    On one of my wife's birthdays I gave her a sword.

    (She really likes the Lord of Rings movies)

    She wasn't too happy.

    She didn't like the short "Frodo" sword I gave her.
    She said " Why didn't you buy Aragon's larger sword?"


    However, she still has the sword to this day.

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    So true, so true....
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    Unfortunately I'm using this holiday season to pull myself out of the doghouse.

    Where was this video when I got married!?!
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