What's the difference between "beer nuts" and "deer nuts"?

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    What's the difference between "beer nuts" and "deer nuts"?

    Now that hunting season is winding down, I couldn't resist (please keep drinks away from keyboard):

    "What's the difference between "beer nuts" and "deer nuts"?
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    Beer nuts are about $1.49, while deer nuts are under a buck!
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    Not any longer...they probably have been coyote food by now.
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    That is bad, really bad.
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    Now if you really want to check it out, depending on your state. Beer Nuts, about $1.49. After factoring in new hunting clothes, tags, new gun and scope, ammo, gas to and from hunting location.......Deer Nuts, about $1000-1500.

    I'd still rather have the deer nuts though!
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    LOL ! I was gonna say to pop one in your mouth and you'd know inna hurry !
    cute. :)
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