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    Burglary in florida

    Got this email today... Thought I'd share it with you.


    BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
    (You just can't make this stuff up!!)

    When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.)

    A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.

    Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.'

    The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained.

    Scotch taped to the box was this note which said:

    Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie.
    Sorry we snorted your sister.
    No hard feelings.
    Have a nice day.
    -Bark'n
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    That's just too funny!!
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    That's funny.
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    Awwww, Miggy, I never said it was true.. That's why I posted it in "Off Topic & Humor"
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    Good story anyway

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    I just had a vision of the cat knocking grandma's ashes in the urn off the fireplace mantle on "Meet the Fockers".
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    LOL !
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    Ain't no drug dealer gonna mistake ashes fer coke,but if it was true that there would be funny
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