"I want a Kimber 45 for Christmas" song

[JusticeDun]

I know everybody knows that song "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas". Well, I changed a few words and now my kids walk around the house singing my version instead of the other one.
I just hope they don't start singing it at school.

I want a Kimber .45 for Christmas.
Only a Kimber .45 will do.
Don't want a drill, no rinky dinky tools.
I want a kimber .45 to play with and enjoy.

I want a Kimber .45 for Christmas.
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue.
Just bring it through the front door,
that's the easy thing to do.

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs.
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a Kimber sitting over there

I want a Kimber .45 for Christmas
Only a Kimber .45 will do
No Smith & Wessons, or Taurusus's
I only like Kimber's for us's
and Kimber .45's like me too!

Wife thinks the Kimber is geared just for men, but
Instructor's say the Kimber is a gentle firing gem.

There's lots of room for it in our big giant safe
I'd keep it there, loaded there and give it lots of care.

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs.
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a Kimber sitting over there.

I want a Kimber .45 for Christmas
Only a Kimber .45 will do
No Smith & Wessons, or Taurusus's
I only like Kimber's for us's
and Kimber .45's like me too!

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[retsupt99]

Maybe this will help your wife think of a nice Christmas gift for you?

[ntkb]

I don’t recall a hippo song from my youth of many years ago, I was hoping for a link to hear it.

[GWRedDragon]

Maybe this will help your wife think of a nice Christmas gift for you?

Yeah, gee, I wonder what he wants

[JusticeDun]

Here is a Youtube link. The song has been around since the 50's.
YouTube - I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas