"I want a Kimber 45 for Christmas" song

"I want a Kimber 45 for Christmas" song

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    "I want a Kimber 45 for Christmas" song

    I know everybody knows that song "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas". Well, I changed a few words and now my kids walk around the house singing my version instead of the other one.
    I just hope they don't start singing it at school.

    I want a Kimber .45 for Christmas.
    Only a Kimber .45 will do.
    Don't want a drill, no rinky dinky tools.
    I want a kimber .45 to play with and enjoy.

    I want a Kimber .45 for Christmas.
    I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
    He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue.
    Just bring it through the front door,
    that's the easy thing to do.

    I can see me now on Christmas morning,
    creeping down the stairs.
    Oh what joy and what surprise
    when I open up my eyes
    to see a Kimber sitting over there

    I want a Kimber .45 for Christmas
    Only a Kimber .45 will do
    No Smith & Wessons, or Taurusus's
    I only like Kimber's for us's
    and Kimber .45's like me too!

    Wife thinks the Kimber is geared just for men, but
    Instructor's say the Kimber is a gentle firing gem.

    There's lots of room for it in our big giant safe
    I'd keep it there, loaded there and give it lots of care.

    I can see me now on Christmas morning,
    creeping down the stairs.
    Oh what joy and what surprise
    when I open up my eyes
    to see a Kimber sitting over there.

    I want a Kimber .45 for Christmas
    Only a Kimber .45 will do
    No Smith & Wessons, or Taurusus's
    I only like Kimber's for us's
    and Kimber .45's like me too!


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    Maybe this will help your wife think of a nice Christmas gift for you?
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    I don’t recall a hippo song from my youth of many years ago, I was hoping for a link to hear it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    Maybe this will help your wife think of a nice Christmas gift for you?


    Yeah, gee, I wonder what he wants
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    Here is a Youtube link. The song has been around since the 50's.
    YouTube - I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

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