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MORON WITH A BLACK BELT.........
Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
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I guess you can buy those belts anywhere. Where Do I get one?
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What a marooooooon!!!! (In my best Bugs Bunny voice...)
Keep going, you moron, break your hand.
He should have used his head! Its obviously a lot harder than his hand.
If you cannot stand behind our troops feel free to stand in front of them.
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
If you are authorized to carry a weapon, and you walk outside without it, just take a deep breath, and say this to yourself..."Baa."
I've seen that done before where the guy broke like 8 or 10 in a row.....
The 'Barney Fife' of karate...
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Not only is he a complete maroon...but he actually has to
- Hit the coconut
- Understand the physics implications of mounting his coconuts between the arms of a steel I-beam. MORON!
-The Mist (2007)"My God David, We're a Civilized society."
"Sure, As long as the machines are workin' and you can call 911. But you take those things away, you throw people in the dark, and you scare the crap out of them; no more rules...You'll see how primitive they can get."
Even if he succeeded, he may as well be smashing beer cans against his forehead for all the respect he would get from me (none).
This is a great demonstration of Tae Kwon Don't!