This is a discussion on Poor planning + Karate Guy + Media = within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Karate guy and coconuts...
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MORON WITH A BLACK BELT.........
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Psalms 144:1
Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
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I guess you can buy those belts anywhere. Where Do I get one?
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What a marooooooon!!!! (In my best Bugs Bunny voice...)
Keep going, you moron, break your hand.
"Don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep." - Theodore Roosevelt
If you are not willing to stand behind our Troops, feel free to stand in front of them!
-Paco
He should have used his head!Its obviously a lot harder than his hand.
If you cannot stand behind our troops feel free to stand in front of them.
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
If you are authorized to carry a weapon, and you walk outside without it, just take a deep breath, and say this to yourself..."Baa."
I've seen that done before where the guy broke like 8 or 10 in a row.....
Spend few minutes learning about my journey from Zero to Athlete in this mini documentary!
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Cupcake - 100 pound loser, adventurer, Ironman Triathlete.
"Don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep." - Theodore Roosevelt
If you are not willing to stand behind our Troops, feel free to stand in front of them!
-Paco
The 'Barney Fife' of karate...![]()
"That I cannot do."
"Give this to, uh, Clemenza. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. After all we're not murderers in spite of what this undertaker thinks."
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Not only is he a complete maroon...but he actually has to
- Hit the coconut
- Understand the physics implications of mounting his coconuts between the arms of a steel I-beam. MORON!
-The Mist (2007)"My God David, We're a Civilized society."
"Sure, As long as the machines are workin' and you can call 911. But you take those things away, you throw people in the dark, and you scare the **** out of them; no more rules...You'll see how primitive they can get."
Even if he succeeded, he may as well be smashing beer cans against his forehead for all the respect he would get from me (none).
This is a great demonstration of Tae Kwon Don't!