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    Poor planning + Karate Guy + Media =

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    I guess you can buy those belts anywhere. Where Do I get one?

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    What a marooooooon!!!! (In my best Bugs Bunny voice...)

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    Keep going, you moron, break your hand.
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    He should have used his head! Its obviously a lot harder than his hand.
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    I've seen that done before where the guy broke like 8 or 10 in a row.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatcat View Post
    I've seen that done before where the guy broke like 8 or 10 in a row.....
    Yeah, but you have to actually hit the coconuts, not just the steel beam used to hold them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cupcake View Post
    Yeah, but you have to actually hit the coconuts, not just the steel beam used to hold them.
    Man, that looked painful too. His face spoke, no, yelled volumes when he missed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cupcake View Post
    Yeah, but you have to actually hit the coconuts, not just the steel beam used to hold them.


    yeah no kidding....lol....what the heck was that guy doing there? Talk about bad aim.....

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    Not only is he a complete maroon...but he actually has to
    1. Hit the coconut
    2. Understand the physics implications of mounting his coconuts between the arms of a steel I-beam. MORON!
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    Even if he succeeded, he may as well be smashing beer cans against his forehead for all the respect he would get from me (none).

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    This is a great demonstration of Tae Kwon Don't!

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