This is a discussion on What did you get your other half for Xmas within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by Dal1Celt Wife insists I did it for myself..... Jeez, men just can't get a woman a gift without being scrutinized... No shinola! ...
Beleive it or not, and don't laugh here...
I paid for her foal/colt to be registered...
Jewelry is a women's best friend. Bunch of stuff she wanted bath and body creams,mp3 player,clothes,electronic book,yes she asked for pans and I bought them !
I got my wife a Galco Metropolitan gun purse and a Dallas Cowboys Jersey.
"I'd rather have my gun and not need it, than need it and not have it"
I got my bride a new broom,
couple of pots & pans,
some cleaning supplies.
You know, the stuff she can really use, and use well.
she's getting a 230 lumen Ultra Fire
tix to a Hurricanes Game
magazines for her M&P40c
and new furniture for the bonus room.
Ritalin - So much easier than parenting.
Not too much (some clothes mostly). Times are tough this year.
I havenít heard any of the journalists who volunteered to be waterboarded asking to have their fingernails wrenched out with pliers, or electrodes attached to their genitals.
I got my wife a 40" Flat Screen HDTV.
Before anyone says I got it for me, let me just say that we don't watch a lot of TV.
My wife wanted it for the same reason she wanted Direct TV: so she can watch as many football games as she can!!
No kidding. As big a football fan as I am, she watches more than I do. She goes through withdrawal when football season is over.
. . . and she practices with her Spyderco Delica and likes to shoot my guns, too. She's a keeper!!!
fortiter in re, suaviter in modo (resolutely in action, gently in manner).
Calendars (I got 2009)
both seasons of Heroes on DVD
Gloves and Hat
I can't remember what else.. it'll come to me, tomorrow morning
Yoda, I am, yes.
Well, we found out a few weeks ago that we are pregnant(our first), so I got her a weekend spa package that has prenatal massages and a pregnancy full body pillow. She also got roses and a trip to her favorite restaurant.
I'm pretty sure I got an AK and a GPS system for the car.
There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil.
Who is John Galt?
"The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield, and government to gain ground."
- Thomas Jefferson
"I'm the arrow, you're my bow, shoot me forth and I will go"
"Do not let any individual posts put a knot in your Big Boy Under-Roos"
Well, our water heater (which we've had problems with for a long time) went out last Thursday night. Installed a new 50 gallon (with no leaks first time)Saturday. What a difference ! Wife is so happy with abundant hot (!) water that she said we could put a red ribbon on it and call it good.
And, yes, I didn't forget the stocking stuffers.
I got my lady a house. We close on the 29th. Buying a house around Christmas sure has made it a crazy time of year.
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