This is a discussion on What did you get your other half for Xmas within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by Dal1Celt Wife insists I did it for myself..... Jeez, men just can't get a woman a gift without being scrutinized... No shinola! ...
No shinola!Originally Posted by Dal1Celt
Wife insists I did it for myself..... Jeez, men just can't get a woman a gift without being scrutinized...I got mine a 1974 Model 94 in .30-.30. Also got her a cute little bracelet, but the Winchester just stole her heart.
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"You may think I'm pompous, but actually I'm pedantic... let me explain the difference."
"Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don't ever apologize for anything."
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Beleive it or not, and don't laugh here...
I paid for her foal/colt to be registered...
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Jewelry is a women's best friend. Bunch of stuff she wanted bath and body creams,mp3 player,clothes,electronic book,yes she asked for pans and I bought them !
Very nice!
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"But if they don't exist, how can a man see them?"
"You may think I'm pompous, but actually I'm pedantic... let me explain the difference."
"Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don't ever apologize for anything."
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I got my wife a Galco Metropolitan gun purse and a Dallas Cowboys Jersey.
"I'd rather have my gun and not need it, than need it and not have it"
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I got my bride a new broom,
couple of pots & pans,
can opener,
some cleaning supplies.
You know, the stuff she can really use, and use well.
Seriously,
she's getting a 230 lumen Ultra Fire
tix to a Hurricanes Game
magazines for her M&P40c
folding knife
DVD's
CD's
wool hat
and new furniture for the bonus room.
Ritalin - So much easier than parenting.
Not too much (some clothes mostly). Times are tough this year.
"I don't know who invented Yoga and I don't know who invented pants. But I do know that I'd like to shake the hand of the man who put those two ideas together."
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I got my wife a 40" Flat Screen HDTV.
Before anyone says I got it for me, let me just say that we don't watch a lot of TV.
My wife wanted it for the same reason she wanted Direct TV: so she can watch as many football games as she can!!
No kidding. As big a football fan as I am, she watches more than I do. She goes through withdrawal when football season is over.
. . . and she practices with her Spyderco Delica and likes to shoot my guns, too. She's a keeper!!!
fortiter in re, suaviter in modo (resolutely in action, gently in manner).
Calendars (I got 2009)
both seasons of Heroes on DVD
Robe
Gloves and Hat
I can't remember what else.. it'll come to me, tomorrow morning
Yoda, I am, yes.
So you got the male version of the vacuum cleaner, huh?
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Randy Cain.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
Signed: Me!
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Well, we found out a few weeks ago that we are pregnant(our first), so I got her a weekend spa package that has prenatal massages and a pregnancy full body pillow. She also got roses and a trip to her favorite restaurant.
I'm pretty sure I got an AK and a GPS system for the car.
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Who is John Galt?
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I guess, except that I picked out this vacuum cleaner myself. Evidently she had looked at the checking account online and she met me in the driveway when I got home and said "I have a question for you" in a very perturbed tone. I guess it didn't help that I started laughing.So you got the male version of the vacuum cleaner, huh?
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Well, our water heater (which we've had problems with for a long time) went out last Thursday night. Installed a new 50 gallon (with no leaks first time)Saturday. What a difference ! Wife is so happy with abundant hot (!) water that she said we could put a red ribbon on it and call it good.
And, yes, I didn't forget the stocking stuffers.
Steve
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I got my lady a house. We close on the 29th. Buying a house around Christmas sure has made it a crazy time of year.
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An AK for the car?
OH... (an AK) and (a GPS system for the car). Got it.
At first I was thinking Geckomobiles...
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