I can see him packing a S&W .44Mag, never know when he might have to put down an unruly Reindeer.
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What would he carry? Where would he carry? OWB, IWB, SOB etc. Does he believe in open carry? I am sure he would have no problem concealing and he probaly has a 50 cal attached to that sled somewhere, but I am worried about him and the neighborhoods he has to go into.I know I have lost my mind but this beats boring TV Shows and the In- Laws. Merry Christmas
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Being a big fella, I'm thinking Santa would try to pull off a Smartcarry. Definitely holding a revolver of some sort. Being old school, I think a .45 long Colt would be the choice.
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I think Santa would be packing a S&W500 in a Del Fatti OWB.
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A Kimber with a shoulder holster (vertical), and a snubbie in his boot...probably a BushMaster AR inside the sled, too!
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I'm the Santa in this house, so I can answer that: An old (mid-70's) CZ-75, spare mag, 147gr SXT +p's, and a PF-9 (same loads) for BUG. 1911 in the dresser; Coach gun and loaded AK in the front of the safe for "Grab-n-Go."
Mrs. Santa? Colt .380 Mustang +2, with a P32 for BUG, with a 10/22 and a 20-rnd SKS next to my toys.
The "Short Ones?" Trust me; just let it go.....
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I'm gonna go get some cookies and milk, now. Be good, and don't forget to go to sleep early tonight!
Why do I use 230 gr. for my .45acp?
Because I can't find a source of 250 gr!
Santa likes wheel guns for a primary gun, with that said he carries a Ruger Blackhawk in.44mag in a shoulder rig. For a BUG he carries a Ruger LCP tucked in his beard. On the dash of his sled is mounted a Mossberg 500 pump with a pistol grip loaded with 00buck to keep coyotes from the reindeer. At least thats what he told me when I was a young buck myself.
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Being originally from Germany I would think he would have a Mauser Broomhandle in a special 'lightbending' holster for when he has to enter Mayor Bloomberg's residence
"[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
They are left in full possession of them."
Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton
I can tell ya this much, if the word gets out that Santa is pack'n there'll be a LOT more milk and cookies left out!
I think he'd leave it to the sleigh mounted Phalanx:
That way he can focus on the important stuff he needs to do.
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"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."