Just Married

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    sucker !!!!!!







    LOL...just teasing ! congrats !
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    Dirty socks by the sofa USED to be cute.....before the ring. My wish for many years of happy! Congrats!
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    Just remember this... "Yes dear, Right away dear.... No I think you look great in that out fit.... I'll get those dishes done in a jiffy hunny..."

    You'll live a long time following those simple guides....

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    Congratulations!

    Just keep the mess confined to your office/workshop/garage/whatever and you will be fine, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GWRedDragon View Post
    Congratulations!

    Just don't make a mess in your co-office/craftshop/extrastorage/whatever and you will be fine, right?
    Fixed it for you.
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    Advice on Montana? Cheaper to visit the walk-in freezer at a local restaurant, I should think.

    Advice on marriage? It's your fault.

    Seriously: think Captain of the ship - if it runs aground, it's his fault even if he's not on the bridge. So don't bother trying to establish blame percentages or pin something on her: if there's a problem at the 45 house, regardless of Mrs. 45's possible guilt, the King XD45 has a problem in his Kingdom and needs to deal wisely and sacrificially with it.

    Makes a whale of a differerence: if I start getting grumpy about the dishes, I need to suck up my guts, do the dishes, and then start working on washing up after my snacks and such rather than just piling them in the sink. Sure, my dear wife has her "job" to do, but I should bend over backwards trying to figure out how to keep from making it tougher for her. And I should always be trying to do more than "my part".

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    What he said. ^^^ Congratulations!

    You're risking spending your honeymoon driving slow through snow a long ways or sitting in the car in the snow, waiting for rescue.

    My advice (which you are welcome to ignore) is to find the nicest nearby hotel you can afford (preferably with room service so you don't have to leave for food) and just disappear for a few days. By then, the weather will probably be a whole lot better and the driving a lot easier.

    I'm wishing you two a long and happy life together. God bless!

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    Congrats!
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    The one piece of advice I haven't seen so far: It's your honeymoon--stay off the computer!!
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    Just put the toilet seat down and always say, "Yes Dear" to everything" and you will be a happy man.
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    Always remember you get to make the decisions. Like you will take out the garbage when you ar egood and ready, Do the laundry when you want to. You will fold the towels how you like them. J/K
    Enjoy time together
    Never go to bedmad at each other. My unlce gave this advice to his employee many years ago. They had a fight and the husband awoke to find that the wife set his socks on fire(Yes, feet were inside socks) Called my uncle the next day and said that did not take his advice and his feet were burnt. He never went to sleep angry again.

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    Congrats! Did you ask her if you can combine Christmas and Anniversary presents, yet?
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    Congratulations, and Best of Luck!

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    Welcome to the "World of the Living Dead".

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