All may not be what it seems!

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    Talking All may not be what it seems!

    An 84 year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"

    The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began.

    "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was set off hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.
    As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so couldn't shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang,bang'.
    Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now,
    what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

    The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

    The doctor replied, "My point exactly".
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    is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."


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    Thats funny stuff right there mister

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    Yes, Sir! The Strom Thurmond role model too!


    "He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."

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    Good one.

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