2009 contract

2009 contract

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    2009 contract

    2009 Contract



    After serious & cautious consideration.....your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2009!

    It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!!

    My Wish for You in 2009

    May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of money. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires, and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had forget your home address! In simple words ..............

    May 2009 be the best year of your life!!!
    I bow to one king, and serve only one kingdom
    JESUS CHRIST


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    Thanks, same to you.
    It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.

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    So I finally have a friend? AWESOME!
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    Best words of wisdom from my Master Emperor Palpatine

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