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    A Joke

    Question: How do you tell the difference between
    Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?

    The answer can be found by posing the following question:
    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
    and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist
    with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes
    with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
    the knife, and charges at you. You are
    carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot.
    You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
    family.

    What do you do?

    Democrat's Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the
    question!
    Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
    him to attack?

    Could we run away?

    What does my wife think?

    What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
    the knife out of his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
    of message does this send to society and to my children?

    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
    content just to wound me?

    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
    family get away while he was stabbing me?

    Should I call 9-1-1?

    Why is this street so deserted?

    We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day
    and make this happier, healthier street! that would
    discourage such behavior.

    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
    some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Republican's Answer:

    BANG!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Southern Republican's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
    Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
    Nothing Wrong With Shooting as Long as the Right People Get Shot.
    Clint Eastwood, Magnum Force, 1973

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    Haha - oldie but goody!!!

    Ignore Bruce - he is down on his banana quota for the day
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    "To own a gun and assume that you are armed
    is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."


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    Hey!!!! It was new to me!!!!!! And Bruce, that Avatar scares me!!!!! I hate Monkeys with guns.
    Nothing Wrong With Shooting as Long as the Right People Get Shot.
    Clint Eastwood, Magnum Force, 1973

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    thats pretty funny bruce

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hivoltage
    Hey!!!! It was new to me!!!!!! And Bruce, that Avatar scares me!!!!! I hate Monkeys with guns.

    I was just messing with ya man. As far as the armed monkeys, well we need protection too ya know. Never know when a angry cracked up lion may attack

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