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    There's always a solution :)

    A biker stopped by the local Harley Shop to have
    his bike fixed....

    They couldn't do it while he waited....so, he said
    he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the
    way home, he stopped at the hardware store and
    bought a bucket and an anvil. Then he stopped by the
    feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple
    of chickens and a goose.

    Struggling outside the store, he now had a
    problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.

    While he stood there, scratching his head, he was
    approached by a little old lady....who told him she
    was lost..... She asked; "Can you tell me how to
    get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"

    The biker replied; "Well, as a matter of fact, I
    live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you
    home..... but, I can't carry all of this."

    The old lady suggested; "Why don't you put the anvil
    in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a
    chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your
    other hand?"

    "Why thank you very much," he said.....and proceeded
    to walk the old girl home. On the way, he said;
    "Let's take my short cut and go down this
    alley....We'll be there in no time."

    The little old lady looked him over and replied; "I
    am a lonely widow, without a husband to defend me.
    How do I know, if we get in the alley, that you
    won't hold me up against the wall and ravish me?"

    The biker answered; "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying
    a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a
    goose.....How in the world could I possibly hold you
    up against the wall and do that?"

    The lady replied; "Set the goose down, cover him
    with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket
    and I'll hold the chickens."
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    That's funny. That same old lady had a daughter. Man! She was ugly. A real homely looking las, who has never had a boyfriend in all her 40 years. Anyway, after hearing of the shortcut, she was walking down that same alley to get to her mother's house. Just about to the middle of the block, a mugger jumps out behind a dumpster and pushes her up against the wall. He starts rummaging through her pockets looking for cash. He doesn't find any, but keeps looking, because he knows she has to have something.

    Finally, he gets frustrated and yells at her. "WHERE'S YOUR CASH?"

    She says, "I don't have any cash, but if you keep doing what you're doing, I'll write you a check."
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    Nice addition jar
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    lol something funny to laugh at after a bad day

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