Way off topic: Bubba at the doctors office

This is a discussion on Way off topic: Bubba at the doctors office within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Bubba Had Shingles Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians ...

Results 1 to 4 of 4

Thread: Way off topic: Bubba at the doctors office

  1. #1
    VIP Member
    Array msgt/ret's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    North Carolina
    Posts
    7,084

    Way off topic: Bubba at the doctors office

    Bubba Had Shingles

    Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba:

    Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

    Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.

    Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

    A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

    An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'

    Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
    "Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."

  2. Remove Ads

  3. #2
    VIP Member Array rottkeeper's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Upstate New York
    Posts
    3,194
    For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the son of man be. Mathew 24:27

    NRA Member

  4. #3
    Senior Member Array ntkb's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Detroit Michigan
    Posts
    654
    Some how I knew that was coming

  5. #4
    VIP Member
    Array archer51's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    VA
    Posts
    21,083
    CUTE

Links

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Similar Threads

  1. At the doctors office
    By NCTom in forum Concealed Carry Issues & Discussions
    Replies: 19
    Last Post: October 2nd, 2011, 06:13 PM
  2. Bubba
    By Sheldon J in forum Off Topic & Humor Discussion
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: August 3rd, 2008, 07:16 PM
  3. Ray & Bubba
    By rodc13 in forum Off Topic & Humor Discussion
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: May 28th, 2008, 06:31 PM
  4. Bubba and the turkey
    By sisco in forum Off Topic & Humor Discussion
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: December 5th, 2007, 06:34 PM

Search tags for this page

bubba at doctors office

,

bubba at the doctor's office

Click on a term to search for related topics.