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    An ad on Craigslist...

    (Not sure if this is real but it's good!)

    To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah )
    I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I handed over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.
    I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse, since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave
    your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw your wallet in a
    dumpster. I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make
    some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.
    So, about your pants; I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace! - Alex

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    Funny Craig's List personal

    I just got this Emailed to me, not sure if it is true or not, but after a little google-fu I found that it was posted in the Savannah, GA personals. I can't find the actual posting, but I did find a reply to it.

    re To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown

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    To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown:

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    Reply to: pers-982078099@craigslist.org [ ?]
    Date: 2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST
    I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.
    I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?
    I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown stinking sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.
    I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.
    So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace!


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    Now I can go to work happy this morning! Thanks EMP9!
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    OMG!
    That is the best thing i have ever heard.
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    That's pretty funny. Hopefully inspired by actual events.
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    thats a funny story glad you didnt have to shoot him.

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    Absolutely sidesplitting!!!!
    Sometimes in life you have to stand your ground. It's a hard lesson to learn and even most adults don't get it, but in the end only I can be responsible for my life. If faced with any type of adversity, only I can overcome it. Waiting for someone else to take responsibility is a long fruitless wait.

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    That was a great comeback. Although he did admit to committing some crimes such as using his card and phone. I can really see this BG filing a lawsuit against this guy. Funny as heck, though!

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    Can't read the reply...craigslist is blocked in iraq
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    If It is true,what basically happened was the guy stopped a robbery,and then committed an armed robbery and then committed more felonies after the fact.If I would have felt the need to draw I would more than likely have just shot the guy.
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    What is a Burrberry jacket?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yoda View Post
    What is a Burrberry jacket?
    It is an expensive ladies coat.
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    Proof positive that concealed carry works!!

    thanks for the humor guys!
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    So, why would a girl be going out with a guy wearing a WOMENS jacket? Hmmm..... Perhaps Burrberry makes guys coats too? I hope so.

    The story was hilarious! I sent it to my mom, who is a jail nurse. She'll get a kick out of it.
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