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    Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

    I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her pictu! re does n't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

    From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

    Sincerely, Mrs. Smith
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    Hahaha. Sure, Mrs. Smith, sure you're not a pole dancer:)
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    I thought she looked familiar, of course I know her by her stage name!!

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    Pole dancing is an art, it isn't necessarily done in a strip club, and if she is a stripper I really doubt that she would let her daughter go and watch.

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