Why men don't write advice columns..

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    Why men don't write advice columns..

    Dear Walter,
    I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bed with the neighbor's daughter. Iím 41, my husbandís 46, and the neighbor's daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that theyíd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says heís been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum heís become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
    Can you please help?
    Sincerely,
    Sheila





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    Dear Sheila:
    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking t hat thereís no debris in the fuel line. If itís clear, check the vacuum lines on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
    I hope this helps
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    I'd forward it on to my Wife, but she doesn't get this kind of humor.
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    She should turn it in for a newer model.
    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
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    For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the son of man be. Mathew 24:27

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    Makes perfect sense to me!

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    I don't see the problem there. Gets rid of the wife, the crummy car that won't run, and a 22 yr old replacement.

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    Yes she should turn it in for a new model. A 25 year old Mechanic is just what she needs.

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    Wife comes home and finds a note left by her husband "Dear Susan. Please do not worry about me I am spending the weekend with my 18 year old assistant Hedi. She makes me feel so young not like the 46 year old that I am. I will be back in work Monday and we will talk Monday night.

    Monday night husband comes home to find his note." Dear Chuck I understand your need to be with a younger woman. I to have needs I will be spending the week with my 18 year old tennis instructor Hans.I will be home Sat. As an acountant you should be better at math. It is easier for 18 to go into 46 than it is to get 46 into 18.

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    ^ He's not good at long division, I'll bet.
    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
    Thoughts: Justifiable self defense (A.O.J.).
    Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
    Reason over Force: The Gun is Civilization (Marko Kloos).
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