Aznav's Butt-Kicking/Trash-Talking Equation (with variables):

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    Aznav's Butt-Kicking/Trash-Talking Equation (with variables):

    Last week I was in traffic and out of the corner of my eye I heard some long honking followed by a stream of invectives directed at some hapless soul. I observed that the initiator of all this trash talk was probably in his late sixties. The culprit appeared to be less than half his age. I thought to myself, "It's been a long time since that guy had his butt kicked." Which made me come up with this silly equation:

    TT= BK (+T-M +or- V)

    "Trash Talking is directly proportional to the amount of time and distance, less Memory, from one's last Butt-Kicking."

    +Variable 1: TT is Big and Bad. This has it's own set of variables in that:
    a. There is always someone bigger and badder
    b. Someone is carrying an equalizer which leads to the 2nd variable.

    -Variable 2: TT is packing heat. Again, another set of variables occurs:
    a. TT invites trouble.
    b. TT goes to prison.
    Last edited by aznav; January 21st, 2009 at 04:07 PM.
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    Very clever, and very wise! I'll definitely pass this one on.
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    Being a mathematician, I like it!

    I would have to point out that it is only a statisitical formula, and there are always outliers. I am proud to say that I have never had my butt kicked, and I'd like to keep it that way. I keep all my trash-talking inside my car, with the windows closed, so I can vent without great risk of BK...
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    thank you
    with your permission, I will add that to my signiture
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    Quote Originally Posted by ASSA9 View Post

    thank you
    with your permission, I will add that to my signiture
    You bet and I'll take the math compliment seeing as it was one of the reasons that I crammed a four year course into ten.
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    Ha! Too true. I saw a cranky old man out for blood today at the car repair shop because his transmission flush wasn't done exactly on time. He got obnoxiously loud and rude with one female receptionist, the female supervisor who came out after the receptionist left, and finally the male manager. This SOB was literally cursing out a five-foot tall woman who was being nothing but polite in trying to help him. I don't care how old you are, respect goes both ways. This guy needs his butt kicked up around his ears.
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    And you can bet that's just the way he talks to his wife, if he has one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aznav View Post
    You bet and I'll take the math compliment seeing as it was one of the reasons that I crammed a four year course into ten.

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    Nice equation! From my experience (not personal), pretty true. That's why I skipped math and went into accounting and tax....

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