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    Acts 2:38

    A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
    services, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the
    act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
    (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins
    may be forgiven.)

    The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and
    explained what she had done.

    As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why
    did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to
    you.'

    'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s
    Sometimes in life you have to stand your ground. It's a hard lesson to learn and even most adults don't get it, but in the end only I can be responsible for my life. If faced with any type of adversity, only I can overcome it. Waiting for someone else to take responsibility is a long fruitless wait.

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    That put a smile on my face, needed a chuckle.

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    Funny
    While people are saying "Peace and safety," destruction will come on them suddenly, ... and they will not escape. 1Th 5:3

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    I like that avatar JAT40. Not to hijack the thread.

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    My favorite scripture...

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    Very Good.

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    Always said scripture was powerful!
    If you stand up and be counted, from time to time you may get yourself knocked down. But remember this: A man flattened by an opponent can get up again. A man flattened by conformity stays down for good. ~ Thomas J. Watson, Jr.

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