I heard of getting scared poopless

I heard of getting scared poopless

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    I heard of getting scared poopless

    Newspaper claims suspect transformed into a goat

    , Nigeria One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.

    The paper quoted police spokesman Tunde Mohammed as saying that while one suspect escaped, the other transformed into a goat as he was about to be apprehended.

    The newspaper reported that police paraded the goat before journalists, and published a picture of the animal.

    Police in the state couldn't immediately be reached for comment.

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    Nice excuse for when the bad guys escape.

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    Sweet. Those Nigerians are tricky.
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    What's so unusual about that? I know a lot of people who become jack asses all the time!

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    How do we know for sure that he did not become a goat?
    Maybe he did actually become a goat.

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    I'm sure Nigerian PD can take hoof prints and compare them to the crime scene.
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    I've seen suspects turn into babies, chickens, jackasses, or even tubs of goo, but a goat is a first for me.
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