I heard of getting scared poopless

[dukalmighty]

Newspaper claims suspect transformed into a goat

, Nigeria – One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.

The paper quoted police spokesman Tunde Mohammed as saying that while one suspect escaped, the other transformed into a goat as he was about to be apprehended.

The newspaper reported that police paraded the goat before journalists, and published a picture of the animal.

Police in the state couldn't immediately be reached for comment.

Belief in black magic is widespread in Nigeria, particularly in far-flung rural areas.

Hey jailer my roomie stinks and refuses to take a bath ,He lives like an animal

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[raevan]

Nice excuse for when the bad guys escape.

[SIXTO]

Sweet. Those Nigerians are tricky.

[archer51]

What's so unusual about that? I know a lot of people who become jack asses all the time!

[QKShooter]

How do we know for sure that he did not become a goat?
Maybe he did actually become a goat.

[rocky]

I'm sure Nigerian PD can take hoof prints and compare them to the crime scene.

[SIXTO]

I've seen suspects turn into babies, chickens, jackasses, or even tubs of goo, but a goat is a first for me.