For the record, I have sold ALL of my guns!!!!

For the record, I have sold ALL of my guns!!!!

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    Exclamation For the record, I have sold ALL of my guns!!!!

    I just wanted to let the world know, and be on record as saying I am no longer a gun owner. Based on the new administration and fears over all my once legal property becoming a felony waiting to happen I have sold all my firearms, ammunition and knives. I have cancelled my NRA membership and subscriptions to all gun related magazines. I will remain as always an active reader and relatively inactive poster on this site.

    I await with great anticipation the coming of the new world. Where the Great Provider will absorb my 401K and all my savings to disperse to the less fortunate. I will sit idly by while agents of the UN formed government search my home for the evil weapons that once kept me free. They will find none. I will open my home for those that never bothered to get a job and support them happily.




















    OVER MY COLD BODY!!
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    Now you'll need to change your forum name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Free American View Post
    I just wanted to let the world know, and be on record as saying I am no longer a gun owner. Based on the new administration and fears over all my once legal property becoming a felony waiting to happen I have sold all my firearms, ammunition and knives.
    Okay, so you have sold all of your junk guns. The matter of your good guns will remain our little secret.

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    lmao
    GUN CONTROL= I WANT TO BE THE ONE IN CONTROL OF THE GUN

    A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

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    Wink

    WOW! I thought you were serious there for a minute. Whew!

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    Do I hear a smattering of sarcasm here?

    If so or if not. ME TOO! ME TOO!
    I'm clinging to my guns and religion.

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    Funny, I sold all mine too. So uh, Obama Administration, when you send everyone out to confiscate all the remaining firearms after the mandatory turn in period, you can skip my house...they are gone already! And I totally used the money to help a less fortunate's crack addiction...I mean home loan.
    -Ryan

    All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

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    Good for you! Now we can live in a world of peace, no crime, and happiness!

    I can already see the rainbows rising above the horizon and unicorns flying in the skies. Glorious day! Let's all join hands and sing kumbaya.

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    Me too. Took them to the last local gun show and sold them all in FTF transactions. No paperwork just cash trading hands. I feel so much better now that I'm surrounded by their evil presence in the house. Now that the big O is in the White House and all crime is going to end I think I can finally remove those pesky locks from my doors too. No more having to carry keys around.
    The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.-H. L. Mencken

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    Also, I decided that I don't need a wallet anymore, and now just tape my cash to my face and arms.

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    What are "guns?" I don't know what you are talking about.
    "[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
    They are left in full possession of them."

    Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton

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    I was actually going to leave the just kidding part off of the original post but was afraid it may crash the board...
    They who give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin


    Previously known as "cjm5874"

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    I, too, gave up my guns! I now carry a mace (not the chemical kind) and a battle axe. Moved up from rocks and sticks...it is now very easy to identify the criminal in a lineup who attacked me...of course, it's easy for the criminal to identify me, too...I'm the one with the big grin dressed in leather with a steel chestplate and strange tools tucked into his leather belt...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Free American View Post
    I was actually going to leave the just kidding part off of the original post but was afraid it may crash the board...
    Not the mention the wrath of those who just might not get internet humor...

    "In God we trust, as for the rest of you... keep your hands where I can see them" - Unknown

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