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There is a nice sheet of ice covering the parking lot at work. This proved to be very dangerous when I tried to get into my 4x4 truck. Fell right on my side. The strong side! I now have a Glock 23 shaped bruise on my rump. Because this is a family friendly forum I will NOT post pics.
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Well just be glad you don't carry SOB and fell onto your carry that way! I've heard of some serious injury that way.
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Ouch, that had to sting. Glad you're OK and hope you didn't scratch the Glock.
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Sorry about the fall. Now you're really "printing."
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At least it was just a Glock, hope your print isn't too bad
Disclaimer: The posts made by this member are only the members opinion, not a reflection on anyone else, nor the group, and should not be cause for anyone to get their undergarments wedged in an uncomfortable position.
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Originally Posted by boricua
Sorry about the fall. Now you're really "printing."
Now that is Funny.
But seriously good that you aren't hurt (except maybe pride ways)
"Without fear there can be no Courage!"
We're VERY glad this is a family friendly forum. So we don't have to see the picture!!
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At least thats one print only your wife or girlfriend will see.
For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the son of man be. Mathew 24:27
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Look into getting ice cleats. They are skeletonized, rubberized wraps for your shoes, with pegs on the bottom. True life savers and dirt cheap to boot!
"Each worker carried his sword strapped to his side." Nehemiah 4:18
Guns Save Lives. Paramedics Save Lives. But...
Paramedics With Guns Scare People!
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Yeah, and have the boss send out the salt truck so the lot is de-iced.
I've had to overweight friends and one overweight not so friend take some serious falls b/c of lack of salting in work areas. Unfortunately, the friends were seriously injured and were off work for about six months. One with a fractured skull, bleeding out in a remote location, just happened to be picked up by one of our drivers scouting out the area. Friend #2 was along with the driver then. Then, friend #2 takes a fall this year in a different location, gets a serious concussion and a broken tailbone.
Not-so-friend yelled at me when I radioed for more plowing and salt in the area where Friend #1 fell and bled the next week. The week after that, poetically, Not so Friend, came to inspect the area and fell on his ass.
Ah, bosses too lazy to do their job and too cheap to spread more salt....
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I sympathize with you. I was carrying an armload of drinks at a local stop and rob, and they had the aisle that I was walking down narrowed by end caps. I couldn't see the floor that well, and as I got to the end, the end cap caught my foot, and I went down. I had my Glock 26 in my jacket pocket, and landed right on it. I had a large Glock shaped bruise on my right lower chest. Took 2 weeks to go away! So hang in there, and apply ice.
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Isn't that irony, hurt from a fall on the ice, just apply ICE.
For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the son of man be. Mathew 24:27
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I think he's secretly trying to get you to fall on the ice again
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I am sure that his girlfriend will take better care of his that his wife.At least thats one print only your wife or girlfriend will see.
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So............................did the Glock survive?
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