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    1947.....

    Subject: It was 1947...

    Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947 , a
    little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an
    unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard,
    crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell,
    New Mexico.
    This is a well known incident that many say has long
    been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal
    agencies and organizations.

    However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of
    April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the
    following people were born:


    Albert A. Gore, Jr.
    Hillary Rodham
    John F. Kerry
    William J. Clinton
    Howard Dean
    Nancy Pelosi
    Dianne Feinstein
    Charles E. Schumer
    Barbara Boxer

    See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?

    I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a
    lot of things for you. It did for me.
    No wonder they support the bill to help illegal
    aliens!

    Now You Know.
    My heroes are Veterans and My Father (who was a veteran).

    I believe prayer and the Pledge of Allegiance should have REMAINED in schools, and the Ten Commandments should have REMAINED in schools, courthouses, and everywhere else it was before the ACLU got involved.


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    Slick Willy's Birthday

    Bill Clinton's birthday is August 19, 1946.
    How do I know? Mine is exactly one year later.... and that's all we have in common!

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    that is absolutly hilarious

    that explains alot!!!!

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    "Just blame Sixto"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jframe38 View Post
    Bill Clinton's birthday is August 19, 1946.
    How do I know? Mine is exactly one year later.... and that's all we have in common!
    I thought it was an amazing coincidence, but I started to check it out. I got halfway through the list and I only found 1 born in April '48. Nice joke though.
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    Bill Clinton's birthday is August 19, 1946.
    How do I know? Mine is exactly one year later.... and that's all we have in common!
    Actually, I copied this from another site, and other birthday's aren't correct either, but it was just to darn funny not to share...........
    My heroes are Veterans and My Father (who was a veteran).

    I believe prayer and the Pledge of Allegiance should have REMAINED in schools, and the Ten Commandments should have REMAINED in schools, courthouses, and everywhere else it was before the ACLU got involved.

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    Besides, the gestational period of aliens may differ some...........
    My heroes are Veterans and My Father (who was a veteran).

    I believe prayer and the Pledge of Allegiance should have REMAINED in schools, and the Ten Commandments should have REMAINED in schools, courthouses, and everywhere else it was before the ACLU got involved.

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    They also have a time machine that allows them to go back to 1939 so that Nancy Pelosi could be born March 26, 1940.
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    I thought aliens were just a hoax, but with evidence this solid I might have to change my mind.
    When in doubt empty the magazine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr_cmg View Post
    They also have a time machine that allows them to go back to 1939 so that Nancy Pelosi could be born March 26, 1940.
    Yeah she was. Mark Levin (talk host on the Sirius Sat Patriot Station) calls her "Stretch".

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr_cmg View Post
    They also have a time machine that allows them to go back to 1939 so that Nancy Pelosi could be born March 26, 1940.
    Well, she was born in Baltimore. That is only 148 miles from Grovers Mill N.J. And we all know what happened there October of 1938....
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    Old, tired, and FALSE. Has been posted numerous times, with many modifications.
    snopes.com: Politicians Born After Roswell
    Cheers,
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    Quote Originally Posted by rodc13 View Post
    Old, tired, and FALSE. Has been posted numerous times, with many modifications.
    snopes.com: Politicians Born After Roswell
    Oh well, who cares. If it's not true, it should be. How else do you explain that bunch.

    Funny story.

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