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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the son of man be. Mathew 24:27
"In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock." Thomas Jefferson
Nemo Me Impune Lacesset
I know those lawyers, and the judge too!
That is funny as hell
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
I always did like little old grandmothers!
"Deine Papieren bitte?" or "ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ !"
(Choose only one)
NRA Endowment Member
"I bark at no man's bid. I will never come and go, and fetch and carry, at the whistle of the great man in the White House no matter who he is." -- David Crockett
Funny? Maybe closer to reality!!!!
If you stand up and be counted, from time to time you may get yourself knocked down. But remember this: A man flattened by an opponent can get up again. A man flattened by conformity stays down for good. ~ Thomas J. Watson, Jr.
Is this for real?
The Second Amendment ...... Because crime SHOULD be a hazardous occupation.
If you want to piss off a conservative, lie to him.
If you want to piss off a liberal, tell him the truth.
Gonna have to send that to a prosecutor friend of mine.
"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance." -Thomas Jefferson
"Liberalism is a Mental Disorder." -Michael Savage
GOOD Gun Control is being able to hit your target! -Myself
Thanks for the laugh!!
We will be much better off when we learn to deal with things as they really are, instead of how we wish them to be!