This is a discussion on 12+ pounds of hardware.... within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; And I was just giving my hunnee a ration of crap about scales and "girl math"... "Let's see... my shoes weigh 1 pound, my purse ...
12+ ouch my back..
hardware what hardware..
And I was just giving my hunnee a ration of crap about scales and "girl math"...
"Let's see... my shoes weigh 1 pound, my purse weighs 3 pounds, this necklace has to weigh half a pound, oh, and this sweater is really thick, and let's not forget to deduct another half pound for my other clothes, and then there's..."
"Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"